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Okay the f on top stands for fudging. Not *looks around suspiciously and whispers behind her hand* the "F" word.
*stands up and shoves hands in pockets whistling loudly and WRONG.
-:-:-:- EYES ON FIRE (ZEDS DEAD REMIX) BY BLUE FOUNDATION-:-:-:-

Soooo it's been a while since I've updated but that is because I hVe had no idea where the iPad's been for like an entire week maybe two. Oh and my house is beating me up. My right hand has been abused by inanimate objects..... 😖 DONT RUN THROUGH DOOR FRAMES WITHOUT YOUR ARMS TUCKED SECURELY INTO YOUR CHEST!!!!!!!!

Oh and may I also add, 96 people have read this story :) to everyone who has read this far, I applaud you for not giving up and throwing your digital device at a wall :D as I'm sure many of you wanted to do! Seriously though! Four more and I will feel semi-accomplished :3

You guys make me so proud to be your momma duck 😍😍😍
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96 kisses for my reads :3 no I will, not do that when I reAch 1000 or something....... Okay I might......

Soooooo what was I saying?

Oh right :) nothing

Sooooooo getting back to the original purpose for this story, I have a need..... A need.... FOR SPEED.

I mean drugs.

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JK LOLOLOLOLOL

Ha did you even know speed was another name for coke? Lol I didn't either until I read Ellen Hopkins books.......... They're good....... Read em :)

For some reason, whenever I write "em" it changes it to "me" Nd it's annoying. I know its not proper anything but it's how I talk!!!!!!!! STOP TELLING ME HOW TO LIVE MY LIFE AUTOCORRECT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Curses upon your whole herd autocorrect...... Cuuurrsssesssss.........

So um..... Well...... I have a bottle of Coke here.... No no, the legit drink. Once I figure out how to add pics to this I will. For real. Coca Cola. And it's still closed.... I wantttt ittttttt in my mouthhhh....... Lol....... That's what she said...... 😱 😦😧😯😕😐😶😶😶😶............ 😌☺️😀😃😄😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 hehehehehe I'm. 17 yr old... Cut me come slack ;)

Hey btw. Wanna know something personal Bout me??? :D I will answer ANY question you guys can ask me, completely and honestly!!!!! 😜😋 I look forward to seeing what kinds of Q's you will have!!!!!!

SOOOOO. Tell your friends. Tell your dogs. Tell your friends' dogs. Tell your dog's friends. Tell your parents! Lol wait no, don't haha that. Is. A. Bad idea in the making. Recipe for dizastah.

-:-:-:-Cinema (Skrillex Remix) by Benny Benassi-:-:-:-

If you have no idea why those ^^^ random things pop up every once in a while it's cuz I'm listening to music every single time I write and I feel like you guys should hear my music to understand me.

Btw. I am participating in No-Shave-November!!!! Yeah I know as a girl who has a PE class and is in marching band, I should but really we only shave for you people. at least I do. If I bump legs with you, you will be the one complaining, not me. I don't mind the hair, but Somme people do. Heh. Suckerssss. But I will wear pants and leggings for your benefit. And it's only the 16the hah wowww.....

OMG hey if you know me in person I'm sorry you have to read some of this then face me. Truly. It's weird shiz.

Anyway so I bought two new bras today!!! :D frickin cute as heckkkkkk bras man. One is black with little white polka dots and lace trim and the other is like Laffy Taffy colors and a racer back. It's greattttttttt. Those are so effing comfy. The black ones a push-up. Super awesome.

Soooooo I have had a crush on this guy since my sophomore year. And I'm a senior. For his protection, I will change his name to Karter. OMG I LOVE THIS SONG. -:-:-promises(Skrillex and Nero remix) by Nero-:-:-
Anyway. Karter. I don't think he's on Wattpad so I doubt he'll recognize this.

So as I was saying, since sophomore year. But he's had a gf. I won't go into specifics about why I refuse to break people up but ya, I won't do it. It's Crüe. Whoa. Wtfudge.... I meant cruel but okazyyyy......

I text him but I'm basically a side chick to flirt with. I hate being nothing to someone. Because I'm so much more than nothing.

10% battery remaining.. Gotta go soon. I will try to update but nooooo promises this week. November and December are kettles season and if you don't know what that is, Google "Salvation Army Kettles" and "Salvation Army Angel Tree Program" then you'll get why I'm so freaking busy.

I love you all to the depth of the deepest chasm of our planet and the farthest reaches of outer and inner space!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Did you find my mr whiskers?

I wuv yous!!!!!
Momma Duck
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