fate | ravn x hwanwoong

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gayS 🤩

breadman:
only an hour left :)
i can't wait to see you again keonhee im so excited

keonheehee:
same i can't wait uwu

kimyoungbooty:
seohoE wants to get married to you and adopt 2 kids and a dog named squash

shortstack:
why squash though

breadman:
THATS WHAT YOUNGJO SAID, AND YOU SAY KEONHEE AND I SHARE A BRAINCELL

kimyoungbooty:
what happened to keonhee

shortstack:
cookie monster ate him

breadman:
i want cookies

kimyoungbooty:
your username is breadman-

(breadman changed their username to tumblingelsa)

tumblingelsa:
better?

shortstack:
okay so i'm at keonhees place and he just screamed and is currently dancing and shaking maracas on the sofa
should i be scared?

tumblingelsa:
my choice in men is impeccable 🤩

kimyoungbooty:
seoho just ran to the bathroom and stood on the toilet seat and started twerking-
i'm calling the nearest mental asylum

keonheehee:
okay bitches i'm back
wait seoho you intellectual i adore :')

kimyoungbooty:
let's leave these gays alone-

shortstack:
agreed

kimyoungbooty:
wait i need to pee hold on

(five minutes later)

youngjohasasmallpeepee:
i just realized that we never messaged each other privately

shortstack:
what the fuck

youngjohasasmallpeepee:
what happened?

shortstack:
sweetheart. check your username

youngjohasasmallpeepee:
yes i know it's intellect isn't it.
do you want to know how i came up with it

shortstack:
actually no-

youngjohasasmallpeepee:
WAIT FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHEN DID THIS HAPPEN WHAT THE FUCK SEOHO MUST HAVE DONE THIS WHEN I WENT TO PEE

shortstack:
don't you mean peepee :)

(youngjohasasmallpeepee has changed their username to shutthefuckuphwanwoong)

(shutthefuckuphwanwoong has changed their username to pregnantlyhot)

pregnantlyhot:
lee seoho is going to die.

shortstack:
cool

gayS 🤩

tumblingelsa:
i just locked myself in the kitchen
youngjo is still outside banging the door
lmao what a dumb bitch
oooo there are cookies here
i'm going to take some
wait these taste really good
they're even bow shaped and all uwu

pregnantlyhot:
oh shit don't tell me you're eating sunny's biscuits
i put an extra packet in your kitchen in case i brought him over

tumblingelsa:
so you're telling me that i just ate dog biscuits
and i liked them
and i can't stop eating them

keonheehee:
i'll join you 🤩

shortstack:
not now keonhee-

pregnantlyhot:
anygays get the fuck out of there seoho we have to leave in 30 minutes get ready
i didn't spend 3 hours trying to help you find the right outfit for nothing

tumblingelsa:
STOP EXPOSING ME

hi thank you for 100 reads! also the date will probably be in the next chapter or after that so i'm gonna go now byeeee