fate | ravn x hwanwoong

tWeNtY sEvEn

snowwhite:
i'm calling the cops ohmygod what if they died
WHAT IF SOMEONE SMASHED A MICROWAVE ON THEIR HEADS OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG
I NEED AN INHALER IM GOING TO PASS OUT

momheehee:
ok

snowwhite:
wait wtf they're at brew your soul
only giwook though
WHAT HAPPENED TO MYEONG
why is giwook looking down
oh wait
myeong was down
giwook was busy staring at his ass wow i-

sloppyoungjoe;
ew

shortstack:
stfu jo you did the same thing when we went there first you thought that i wouldn't notice?

tumblingelsa:
oh you mean the time when you two made out in the washroom of the new coffee place
cool.

snowwhite:
geonhak is perfect

momheehee:
wbk

snowwhite:
no seriously he's amazing i can't-
he came all the way to brew your soul for me 🥺

momheehee:
CHILD🤩🤩🤩🤩

kingsejong:
MOM🤩🤩🤩🤩

snowwhite:
okay we all love him shut up for a minute
holy
shit
i can't see this
hakkie hold me

sloppyoungjoe:
what happened

kingsejong:
okay wow so i have to type with one hand because dongju won't let go of my other one
WHAT THE FUCK HES BITING IT STOP BABE
okay
so dongju is traumatized because he just watched his brother grab giwook
and 🤢🤢🤢
oh my god i can't do this

tumblingelsa:
tell us hakkie

kingsejong:
only because you asked parent
myeong grabbed giwook
and 🤢🤢🤢
gave him a
taste of his coffee
oh my god that was so difficult to write
well i'm pretty sure giwook can taste it because he and myeong are making out now

shortstack:
WAIT WHAT THE FUCK
WHAT HAPPENED TO PANICKED GAY MYEONG
IM COMING THERE THIS IS MY TIME HAHAHAHAHAHSHHAHAHAHHABABE GET ME RUBBER CHICKENS

tumblingelsa:
shorty has gone mad with power
i'm scared
keonhee where are you

momheehee:
i'm coming sweetheart

23 minutes later

kingsejong:
yeo fucking hwanwoong
you almost killed her

momheehee:
killed who

snowwhite:
it's okay i'll explain
okay so shorty got mad with power right and he came with 52 rubber chickens
i'm not even kidding
52 i counted
he carried them in a hello kitty wagon

tumblingelsa:
...okay

sloppyoungjoe:
yeah so he took one and was aiming it for myeong but he hit an old lady in the head instead and sent her wig flying out and turns out it wasn't an old lady and was actually some wanted dude because he's stealing water coolers idek
people applauded hwanwoong on his 'determined spirit' and 'presence of mind'
yeah long story short hwanwoong wanted to annoy myeong but ended up on tv
he started doing the chicken dance live
y'all watch it it's on channel (random number)

kingsejong:
also hwanwoong threw an eraser at myeong because he couldn't find a rubber chicken

momheehee:
wdym he had 52

kingsejong:
yeah ik but he used the rest before that
it had something to do with him and youngjo because they both were acting all sneaky and went to the washroom to make out
part 2 just came out so go to the nearest coffee place

myeongie:
why do you gays always stalk someone but never realize that the victims of the stalking are there in the gc too

kingsejong:
fuck
why were you and giwook making out in the coffee place hUH

myeongie:
woops gtg my parole officer is calling me

shortstack:
tf okay

a/n: don't kill me i was sick for a week and yesyes ik this was a really short chapter but like yeah i hope you enjoyed it dhdhd thanks for 3k ily all