fate | ravn x hwanwoong

tHiRtY fIvE

the normal gc shit

tumblingelsa:
i can't believe you gays
w h y

sloppyoungjoe:
you're weird af

momheehee:
ohmygod just because hwanwoong and i tried to pepper our asses once doesn't mean we're weird

shortstack:
it's not something that comes up in normal conversation hee

tumblingelsa:
istg babe i love you bUt whY lmao

myeongie:
why am i even friends with you gays

snowwhite:
because you're a lonely bitch

myeongie:
stfu i will smack you

kingsejong:
...did you say that you peppered your ass-

shortstack:
we tried to but we used glitter accidentally
so the expression "farting glitter" actually came true

cyaaaa:
...
i don't even want to know

the stalking gc shit (i'm sorry i don't even remember the names lol)

myeongie:
thank god
i thought they found out that i was the one who spilled dessert in youngjoes purse

cyaaaa:
wait what

kingsejong:
tf

snowwhite:
YOUNGJOE HAS A PURSE
SINCE WHEN

kingsejong:
IKR
WHEN-

cyaaaa:
how did you get dessert in there myeong

myeongie:
well long story short i was trying to eavesdrop and i was holding dessert and it just happened to fall

kingsejong:
youngjo didn't find out about it yet

(8.77 minutes later)

snowwhite:
i just heard youngjo scream lol
shit he's banging on our door
we're not gonna open it haha
oh wait
shit
he has a key
i need to hide
myeong this is your fault

myeongie:
it's just a really intense game of hide and seek right?
nothing else you see
anygays i keep forgetting to tell y'all what happened at the dinner

cyaaaa:
are you sure you're in a condition to lmao

kingsejong:
i was on my way to jus house and i just saw youngjoe with a wet purse-

cyaaa:
that sounds wrong lol

myeongie:
i- okay
anygays i have time i'm on the fridge so it'll take him some time
idk if y'all noticed it or what but joes really dumb

snowwhite:
wbk
please continue

myeongie:
i overheard their conversation while y'all were partying in the washroom or smthn
okay so hee wants to paint his nails blue which he said really randomly to the waiter
and the waiter took his hand and started complimenting him on his nail shape and how soft his hand it etc etc
and then seoho and the waiter started fanboying over here about hee and his wonderful hands
and then the waiter took a break and sat at the table with this really pretty shade of blue nail polish cause it matched hee's hair
and long story short everyone wanted their nails painted blue
so now they're some blue nailed cult

kingsejong:
okay wow-

snowwhite:
that's something

cyaaaa:
and i thought we were weird

myeongie:
wait there's much more
okay so youngjoe did that calculator bit shit for woong
and lmaooo
he broke the calculator by pressing the keys too hard
then he threw the calculator past this old couple and they took it and said "honey you should be more gentle."
and then this really nice old lady lectured joe for 10 minutes about being gentle lmaooo

cyaaaa:
y'all read the shit in the gc right
they peppered their asses
tf-

kingsejong:
maybe they thought that they'll become spicy

myeongie:
LMFAO SPICY I-

snowwhite:
HAKKIE YOURE SO FUNNY

cyaaaa:
i-

myeongie:
YALL STALKED US AGAIN?!

a/n: i'm very mean so i'm going to leave y'all on a cliffhanger lmAo