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youngjo meme cult

tumblingelsa:
bitches i have tea

momheehee:
spill babe

myeongie:
what's going on 👀

tumblingelsa:
ok so youngjo told me he was going out to eat but i was concerned so as a good friend i decided to stalk him
he disappeared around the corner and idk what happened after that but i have my suspicions

kingsejong:
👀 are you thinking what i'm thinking

snowwhite:
i think we all are thinking the same thing 👀

momheehee:
yes
YOUNGJO IS GETTING A NEW MICROWAVE

myeongie:
no you dumb bitch

tumblingelsa:
don't you guys find it kind of suspicious that youngjo and hwanwoong are both offline rn

snowwhite:
what could they be doing 👀

momheehee:
is it too late to stalk them

kingsejong:
its never too late to stalk someone

tumblingelsa:
ok so there are many places around that corner maybe he's in one of them
okay so all of us will split up and go to one of them. they're mostly cafes i think 👀

momheehee:
wait let me hug the oven for good luck

snowwhite:
i just flushed my rubber chicken down the toilet

kingsejong:
W H Y

tumblingelsa:
ok shut up hoes lets leave i'll send you my address
*insert address*

myeongie:
👀👀👀 ok lets gO

(20 minutes later)

kingsejong;
i found him
he's with hwanwoong i kneW it
he's at that new coffee place
something like brew your soul idk

momheehee:
ok dongmyeong get the rubber chickens ready

myeongie:
they're in my pants rn

tumblingelsa:
i-
ok so obviously all of us can't go inside
so dongju go join geonhak
this time at least be sneAkY

snowwhite:
i'm heading over there rn bye bitches

(6 minutes later)

kingsejong:
holy shit
they kissed
on the lips
they were just talking about something
tiny guy laughed
youngjo just pulled him and kissed him

snowwhite:
the bitch is bold

kingsejong:
ok they stopped
they're going to the counter now
they're ordering coffee again-
how much coffee will they consume even

snowwhite:
wow okay so they both went to the bathroom 👀👀
ok i'm wearing my disguises i need to see what's going on
omg they're making out
i'm too young for this
wait lmao
hwanwoong stopped saying that he needs to take a shit
he went inside

kingsejong:
youngjo is just standing there
wait hwanwoong screamed
oh my god
WHICH ONE OF YOU PUT A RUBBER CHICKEN IN THE STALL

myeongie:
i knew i was one chicken short

tumblingelsa:
why the fuck are rubber chickens everywhere

snowwhite:
because they're superior

myeongie:
exactly

momheehee:
i tried to microwave a balloon and it burst

kingsejong:
aren't you supposed to be outside

momheehee:
yeah i know
i went to this place
and i asked if i could use their microwave
and the guy working there, dave let me

snowwhite:
WAIT YOU KNOW DAVE
HES SO COOL

momheehee:
yes dave is superior 😔

tumblingelsa:
why a balloon though

momheehee:
impulse i guess
anyways the microwave is still alive
dave is trying to microwave water balloons now
oh wait
the microwave died
FINALLY THERE IS SOME JUSTICE IN THIS WORLD

kingsejong:
mom you are 🤩🤩
anygays
they're out
there isn't anything creepy about two people with rubber chickens stalking them and hiding so they won't see them is there?
ok so they got their coffee
they headed out
we're following them
wait
they're heading over to someone's house
SEOHOE
THEYRE HEADING OVER TO YOUR HOUSE
RUN

tumblingelsa:
IM RUNNING
KEONHEE GRAB A MICROWAVE

momheehee:
I DID
DAVE LET ME TAKE THE BROKEN MICROWAVE
I BOUGHT NEW SOCKS
LETS GO

myeongie:
I FOUND THE LOST CHICKEN
IM SO HAPPY
wait ew it has tiny guys germs on it
i'm flushing it
guys
the toilet is making a weird sound
oh no
its going to explode
GET OUT OF THERE A BOMB IS GOING TO EXPLODE

kingsejong:
you're the only one there

shortstack:
you guys do realize that youngjo and i are in this chat too right
which means we can read all your messages
and dongmyeong WHY ARE YOUR RUBBER CHICKENS EVERYWHERE

sloppyoungjoe:
anygays seohoe open the fucking door

momheehee:
my socks are still too small for me-

(momheehee changed the group chat name to socks are cruel)

myeongie:
i just flushed my socks
they had little mise on them 🥺
no wait i mean moose

a/n: well this was chaotic