fate | ravn x hwanwoong

fOuRtEeN

sloppyoungjoe:
guys, hwanwoong and i have an announcement

tumblingelsa:
keonhee and i want to be the godparents
i want to be maid of honor 🤩🤩
and wear a long dress while holding flowers 🤩🤩

snowwhite:
I WANT TO BE THE FLOWER GIRL
LET ME THROW PETALS ON DONGMYEONG

momheehee:
i'm the best man
i won't put the rings in the microwave dw
but it's tempting 👀

(myeongie has changed the group chat name to youngwoong wedding plans)

sloppyoungjoe;
we were going to apologize for stealing your maracas keonhee-

momheehee:
not accepted 😤😤

shortstack:
youngjo and i will put your maracas in the washing machine if you don't

momheehee:
ok you dumb bitch
i'm locking my maracas though i can't trust you anymore

shortstack:
fine then i won't give you the blue microwave oven i happened to buy

momheehee:
HWANWOONG MY DARLING YOURE WELCOME TO TAKE MY MARACAS ANYTIME

kingsejong:
mom i just bought you limited edition maracas 🤩🤩🤩

sloppyoungjoe:
hwanwoong is my boyfriend

momheehee:
GEONHAK YOU LOVELY DARLING YOURE SUCH AN ANGEL YOURE THE BEST CHILD EVER I JUST WANT TO HUG YOU

snowwhite:
geonhak is the only man 🤩🤩🤩

myeongie:
he is almost as superior as the rubber chickens 🤩🤩🤩

tumblingelsa:
WHAT A GREAT KID IM SO PROUD 🤩🤩🤩

momheehee:
wait
youngjo
you and hwanwoong are boyfriends

tumblingelsa:
wbk

snowwhite:
wbK

kingsejong:
wBk

momheehee:
MY CHILD 🤩🤩🤩
and WbK

myeongie:
Wbk you dumb bitches
its fucking obvious
you guys were making out in the washroom of the new coffee place
it was already getting somewhere

shortstack:
i just read all the messages
keonhee
did you fucking break into my house and see youngjo and i

momheehee:
👀👀
it was getting pretty R rated in your living room yk 👀👀👀

sloppyoungjoe:
you didn't see the uno card thing did you 👀👀👀

momheehee:
OH YEAH I FORGOT TO TELL YOU GUYS

shortstack:
BABE WHY DID YOU REMIND HIM

momheehee:
babe

myeongie:
bAbE

kingsejong:
BaBe

momheehee:
my child 🤩🤩

tumblingelsa:
baBe

snowwhite
bABe

momheehee:
BaBE
anygays
youngjo and hwanwoong were TRYING and look at the word TRYING to be cute with each other and things
it was hilarious watching them try
ok so youngjo is like:
"you're adorable hwanwoong i really like you"
hwanwoong:
"you're more adorable youngjo"
youngjo:
"you're more adorable"
hwanwoong actually took an uno reverse card that was lying on his sofa for some reason (probably for times like these) and smacked the card on the table

snowwhite:
they are very weird

momheehee:
WAIT IT GETS FUNNIER
TURNS OUT IT WAS A PLUS FOUR CARD LMFAO
YOUNGJO THEN TOOK AN ACTUAL REVERSE UNO CARD OUT OF HIS POCKET AND SMACKED IT ON THE TABLE SAYING "i win"

myeongie:
YOUNGJO WHY THE FUCK DO YOU HAVE AN UNO REVERSE CARD CASUALLY LYING IN YOUR POCKET

sloppyoungjoe:
for times like these
anygays babe i'm heading out to brew your soul
you coming

shortstack:
i'm out the house already

momheehee:
they're going to make out in the washroom again
but this time as boyfriends
oh wait
since they're boyfriends they're going to do much more

tumblingelsa:
NO
BABE I LOVE YOU BUT DONT
STOP PLEASE

kingsejong:
THEY ARE GOING TO MAKE OUT IN THE MICROWAVE :O

myeongie:
OHNYFJFHC

momheehee:
FUCK

snowwhite:
my underwear is on fire

tumblingelsa:
tF-

snowwhite:
i was heating my milk
and i switched on the stove
and i didn't see that my underwear was on the stove
so now it's burning

myeongie:
WHY IS YOUR UNDERWEAR ON THE STOVE
I CANT GO TO GIWOOKS HOUSE FOR ONE DAY BEFORE YOU BURN DOWN THE HOUSE WITH YOUR TOXIC UNDERWEARNESS

kingsejong:
try using an extinguisher

snowwhite:
i just switched off the stove
my underwear is still burning though
it had tiny bears on them 🥺

momheehee:
now isn't the time-
listen to my child and use the fire extinguisher

snowwhite:
okay done :D

momheehee:
now what
wait

(momheehee has created a new group chat)
(momheehee added kingsejong, tumblingelsa, myeongie and snowwhite)
(momheehee has renamed the chat to youngwoong stalkers🤩)

momheehee:
y'all know the drill
lets stalk them again to see if they make out in the microwave or not👀

a/n: 500 reads!!!! thank you
and dw the stalking is going to happen in the next chapter but i'm not sure if i'll be able to update it today because i have classes and stuff but i'll try and i hope you're having a nice day