fate | ravn x hwanwoong

fOrTy sIx

momheehee:
youngwoong istg
when they said you could kiss, they didn't mean have a fucking tongue war in front of everyone
istg you horny bitches are something else
and shorty keep your hands to yourself
did you have to unbutton youngjoes suit right then
couldn't you wait you impatient bitch

myeongie:
i swear they're fucking senile
where are they even
they're probably fucking or something ew

snowwhite:
please
i don't want to get more traumatised than i already am

kingsejong:
it's okay princess i'm here

snowwhite:
i love you 💕

kingsejong:
i love you too 💞

cyaaaa:
you two are overly cute
i'm going to get a cavity because of you two istg

tumblingelsa:
holy shit did you hear that scream
that was shorty what the actual fucking hell is youngjoe going that hard
fucking hell

momheehee:
you're hot when you curse

tumblingelsa:
you're always hot

myeongie:
what kind of horniness do we have here now
can you not we have a kid in this gc
except when he keeps touching geonhaks chest of course

snowwhite:
i told you he ensures that i don't get hypothermia

cyaaaa:
mhm

snowwhite:
shut up

shortstack:
DONGMYEONG YOU LITTLE BITCH

myeongie:
what did i do?

tumblingelsa:
let me guess
it has something to do with rubber chickens doesn't it

sloppyyoungjoe:
YES
HWANWOONG AND I WERE ABOUT TO DO A SPECIFIC THING AND HE FUCKING SCREECHED
YOU KNOW WHY

momheehee:
your belly button started talking to him

shortstack:
i wish

sloppyyoungjoe:
NO
THERE WAS A FUCKING RUBBER CHICKEN SHRINE ON OUR BED
WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS

myeongie:
but i didn't do anything
i swear

cyaaaa:
i believe him

sloppyyoungjoe:
WELL I DONT

cyaaaa:
WELL I DO AND IF YOU KNEW HIM WELL YOU WOULD TOO
DONGMYEONG HAS ALWAYS BEEN PROUD OF HIS RUBBER CHICKEN PRANKS HE HAS ALWAYS TAKEN CREDIT FOR THEM AND NOW YOU GO AND BLAME MY POOR INNOCENT ANGEL I WILL FEED YOU TO HELLDOGS IF YOU HURT HIM LIKE THAT EVER AGAIN

kingsejong:
and i thought that giwook was the calmest one here
i'm going to back away now

sloppyyoungjoe:
okay i'm sorry dongmyeong

myeongie:
it's fine
now who was the mastermind behind this
whoever it is i'm so proud of them
they've taken after me :')

shortstack:
who was it

momheehee:
whoever it was i'm kinda happy they did it because otherwise we would have to hear youngwoong moaning and i cant take that shit

tumblingelsa:
god bless whoever did that
i'm also sorry for you two but y'all should've waited until everyone left istg your horniness knows no bounds

kingsejong:
well said parent 🤩

snowwhite:
so who is it

sloppyyoungjoe:
we'd probably have to interrogate
let's go from the eldest to youngest
seoho, geonhak take a left and walk straight and open the first door on your right

momheehee:
how the fuck do you know where we are

tumblingelsa:
joe and i have telepathy
and so do you and shorty don't deny it

momheehee:
i never did
COME ON FAMILY FIELD TRIP

kingsejong:
PARENTS 🤩🤩

ten minutes later

sloppyyoungjoe:
okay we've interrogated those three
dongmyeong, dongju and giwook get your asses here

myeongie:
k

few minutes later

shortstack:
we know who it is
and tbh i'm a bit surprised

tumblingelsa:
we're literally all in the same room but by all mean please continue

sloppyyoungjoe:
okay
so do y'all wanna know

kingsejong:
yEs

shortstack:
it is
typing...

whoops guess y'all have to find out in the next chapter which is probably going to be the last :((