fate | ravn x hwanwoong

tHiRtY oNe

kingsejong:
i'm went to the place and i got mustaches from harin 👀
i'm on my way to your house
i microwaved them before though for good luck
myeongs joining us 🤩

snowwhite:
i thought he was busy because his plant ate his raccoon or something

kingsejong:
well i blackmailed him
he was at harins house
WITH GIWOOK
and he begged me to not tell the others
so i told him that if he wanted me to keep it a secret then he would have to join us in stalking 🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩
and then he ran away to god knows where

snowwhite:
GEONHAK DARLING 🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩
you're SO CLEVER 🤩🤩🤩🤩

kingsejong:
thank you love 🤩

snowwhite:
lets invite giwook too since he's new to things

kingsejong:
GOOD IDEA
maybe that will help getting myeong and giwook cLoSeR

snowwhite:
yAaaAAAs

kingsejong added myeongie, cyaaaa and snowwhite

kingsejong named the chat to 'stalkers who love rubber chickens and microwaves'

kingsejong:
so we're stalking them today
i have reservations
i got a table for four of us after talking to my friend

myeongie:
what is he doing here

snowwhite:
well that's mean myeong i'm your twin how could i not be here

myeongie:
I MEANT GIWOOK

snowwhite;
chill bro geonhak told me that you gays were at harins place

myeongie:
GEONHAK

kingsejong:
WHAT HE WOULD HAVE FOUND OUT ANYGAY WITH HIS TWIN SENSE TINGLING

myeongie:
good point

cyaaaa:
oooo are we stalking people today

snowwhite:
yEeeEeEeeEs 🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩

kingsejong:
okay so myeong and my darling, you both go first and make your way inconspicuously

snowwhite:
wow sweetheart what vocabulary 🤩

kingsejong:
thank you babe 🤩

myeongie:
can y'all stop drooling over each other and tell us for goodness sakes

cyaaaa:
they're practically slobbering over each other

kingsejong:
...ew
anygays
giwook and i will come later
and once we go, ju and i will get up to wash our hands after ten minutes
and pass right by them to listen to what they say
everyone got it?

snowwhite:
geonhak you're so commanding it's hot 🤩

myeongie:
CAN YOU PLEASE STOP GIWOOK IS TOO YOUNG

cyaaaa:
no i'm not

myeongie:
IM TOO YOUNG FOR THIS

snowwhite:
you're elder than me

myeongie:
NOT THE FUCKING POINT

kingsejong:
okay okay i'm at jus house anygays so lets pick you gays up

myeongie:
YOURE HOME?
IVE BEEN LOCKED IN THE BATHROOM FOR 30 MINUTES WHY DIDNT YOU OPEN THE DOOR
I KEPT BANGING THE DOOR

snowwhite:
that was you?
i thought it was youngjo and hwanwoong belly dancing on the bed again and creating a ruckus

myeongie:
FUCKING LET ME OUT

kingsejong:
why didn't you say anything before

myeongie:
i was busy hiding from you

kingsejong:
well now you just told me where you were

myeongie:
CAN YOU JUST LET ME OUT

kingsejong:
i tried
its really jammed in there
i'll ask dave to break open the door

snowwhite:
ah yes i'll go get him

myeongie:
NO
THERES A WINDOW HERE ILL JUST TRY CLIMBING OUT FROM THERE
I JUST NEED TO TEAR THE MESH

kingsejong:
...okay

myeongie:
GAYS
IM AT YOUNGJOS HOUSE
IM IN HIS BATHROOM

snowwhite:
WHAT HOW

myeongie:
THE WINDOW DONGJU
THE WINDOW

cyaaaa:
GET OUT OF THERE
YOU DONT KNOW HOW MANY TIMES YOUNGWOONG MADE OUT IN THERE

myeongie:
YOURE RIGHT
GAYS
IM IN HIS ROOM
THE PINK "BRACELET" IS STILL THERE
ITS COVERED WITH BLOOD
WHAT KIND OF SHIT ARE THEY INTO
nvm a ketchup bottle just spilt all over it

kingsejong:
i'm scared
OKAY MYEONG CAN WE GET GOING NOW GET READY

myeongie:
but the door is locked
dongju get me out of here
youngjo gave us his spare key right

snowwhite:
yeah okay

a/n: a longish chapter. hope you liked it lol. also off topic but i hate sbs so much.