fate | ravn x hwanwoong

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kingsejong:
i just smashed a watermelon
it was fun

snowwhite:
save some for me :D

momheehee:
🤩🤩my child you're so strong 🤩🤩
🤩🤩babe look at our child🤩🤩

tumblingelsa:
i'm proud of you kiddo :')

myeongie:
i want watermelon juice

sloppyoungjoe:
wtf
he just smashed a watermelon
its not as if he got rid of all the microwaves in the world

momheehee:
*gasps* why would you want that
how will i heat my socks then

tumblingelsa:
seriously youngjo you're so weird

shortstack:
why are you guys ragging on him he just stated a fact-

snowwhite:
ooo the defending
i bet two rubber chickens that they're married and have a kid named microwave

sloppyoungjoe:
WHY WOULD I NAME MY KID MICROWAVE

(kingsejong has changed the group chat name to youngwoong and microwaves)

momheehee:
MY CHILD 🤩
THIS MY MY CHILD EVERYONE🤩
THE ONE AND ONLY KIM GEONHAK🤩🤩
WHAT AN INTELLECTUAL 🤩🤩🤩

tumblingelsa:
he truly is king sejong :')

snowwhite:
babe you're so smart :')

myeongie:
i still want watermelon juice
which reminds me
we never really knew what youngjo and hwanwoong were doing in that cafe did we

kingsejong:
yes we did we stalked them remember
they were making out
hwanwoong almost died because of a rubber chicken again
they ran to parent's house

myeongie:
they were making out
are you guys a thAng 👀
or did you do the thAng 👀
or both 👀

tumblingelsa:

dongmyeong stop corrupting our innocent geonhak
no wait nvm he has to know at some point 😔

momheehee:
parenting 101 🤩🤩

myeongie:
where are they
they're reading the messages
ugh they're so annoying

(youngjo and hwanwoong)

sloppyoungjoe:
should we tell them 👀

shortstack:
i guess...they're bound to find out some point now aren't they

sloppyoungjoe:
alriGht

youngwoong and microwaves

momheehee:
but like what if you had a microwave/oven
it would take over the world

snowwhite:
they do exist yk

momheehee:
WHAT
THEY DO
MICROWAVE/OVENS EXIST
THATS IT
POVERTY WILL TAKE OVER
GLOBAL WARMING
THERE WILL BE NO JUSTICE

myeongie:
you praise microwaves one day
and insult them the next
what is your obsession with them-

sloppyoungjoe:
ok guys hwanwoong and i have an announcement
yes we did go to meet each other secretly we admit it

kingsejong:
aHA

myeongie:
you guys did the thAng didn't you
tiny guy was it disappointing
i'm pretty sure it was 👀

sloppyoungjoe:
ew what no
so hwanwoong had this sloth keychain when we went on the date
he carries it with him everywhere and i wanted to see it
and i forgot to give it back to him
which is why we met in the coffee shop-
what did you think we were doing-

kingsejong:

snowwhite:
but geonhak and i saw you guys making out
in the washroom
explain that won't you 👀

sloppyoungjoe:
the plumber is here to fix seohoes toilet
igtg bye

(sloppyoungjoe is now offline)

tumblingelsa:
he isn't even at my place
he's at his house for once
avoiding the question i see 👀

momheehee:
there's still a gay here
he's reading the messages 👀

shortstack:
my new microwave/oven is here igtg bye

(shortstack is now offline)

momheehee:
WAIT WHAT
YOU BETRAYED ME
HOW COULD YOU
YOU FUCKING BITCH

kingsejong:
mom don't worry he probably just wants an excuse to leave because he doesn't want to answer us 👀

momheehee:
yes my dear you are an intellectual🤩
anygays i'm still going to his house
i need to be the first person to microwave/bake his socks in the first microwave/oven
i will go down in history
byE

(momheehee is offline)

myeongie:
i still want watermelon juice

hi ok so i updated lol exams suck but hope you didn't die from the crackheadedness woo