fate | ravn x hwanwoong

tHiRtY fOuR

cyaaaa:
okay so youngwoong came again because common sense finally hit them

kingsejong:
...how do you know

cyaaaa:
i left to actually go to the washroom so i saw the whole thing

kingsejong:
oh okay then

myeongie:
yall shut up and let giwook speak

snowwhite:
ooo myeong you're finally admitting that you're whipped for him

myeongie:
i will not hesitate to launch a cannonball down your throat i don't even care that your birthday is soon

kingsejong:
yall twinnies right
so if i'm not wrong
don't you have the same birthday

myeongie:
launching a cannonball into dongjus throat would be a really good birthday present

kingsejong:
.....

snowwhite:
nah it's okay if i were him i'd totally do that too

cyaaaa:
MYEONG
YOU WANNA KNOW WHAT HAPPENED

myeongie:
sure but why can't the lovebirds say it

cyaaaa:
because they won't say the entire thing

myeongie:
how do you know that

cyaaaa:
i just do

myeongie:
you're right
go on

cyaaaa:
okay so
youngwoong- "excuse me ma'am i think you're in the wrong washroom. this ones for gents. do you need any help getting out?"

geonhak this dumb bitch- "no no it's okay i have a dick."

youngwoong- "oh okay then i'm sorry please continue."

geonhak this dumb bitch- "hA they're such idiots."

youngwoong- "i'm sorry what?"

geonhak this dumb bitch- "i said w-why don't we play scrabble

youngjoe - ... "we would have loved to but i'm actually on a triple date with some other people and we wouldn't like to keep them waiting but thanks for the offer."

geonhak this dumb bitch- "nono ofcourse dear i'm sorry don't forget i have a dick okay bye dearies."

youngwoong- "o-okay."

and dongju was laughing in the background but youngwoong literally having 1/4 of a brain cell couldn't put 2 and 2 together so they left

myeongie:
okay wow
geonhak you dumb bitch
you're lucky youngwoong are complete idiots

kingsejong:
i knOw

cyaaaa:
myeong ohmygod get here and help me these lovebirds are stuck in the washroom stall

myeongie:
how-

cyaaaa:
geonhak is apparently way too strong so he locked the door too much i guess

myeongie:
so if he's really 'strong' then why can't he just twist the knob with his strength

cyaaaa:
oh yeah good idea
geonhak twist it

kingsejong:
okay we're out

myeongie:
WHY CANT YOU GAYS JUST TALK INSTEAD OF TEXTING

kingsejong:
because we don't want you to be left out

read by myeongie

cyaaaa:
yall i found him
myeong took a plushie out and started hugging it aw
he's happy now
i'm soft

snowwhite:
just kiss him already

myeongie:
and the happiness is gone

kingsejong:
we're in the stall again
the giants just came in i could hear mingis giggle a mile away

myeongie:
aw
don't get locked again

kingsejong:
ohmygod mom got them to join his microwave cult
they're thinking of buying a new microwave and having a tea party with mom and parent with their microwaves
i'm so proud 🤩🤩🤩
yungi is bringing their son
they adopted a guy named jongho
wow they're talking about his strength he sounds strong 🤩🤩
i hope i can break a watermelon with him someday 🤩🤩🤩🤩

snowwhite:
he's so cute when he's excited i love you hakkie 🤩🤩

kingsejong:
i love you too princess

myeongie:
oh god
they're probably making out in the stall again i-

a/n: wow okay exams are hard man.