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(youngwoong and microwaves)

momheehee:
yeo hwanwoong is a big fat liar
i ran all the way to his house to see the microwave/oven yesterday
turns out there wasn't one
he disappointed me
i'm sad now
he told me that they didn't exist and life was just a big fat lie
i'm sad
i wish microwaves/ovens were real 😔

myeongie:
i-

correction: heats/bakes keonhees socks

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correction: heats/bakes keonhees socks

momheehee:
THEY EXIST
OH MY GOFSNDJDBX

snowwhite:
i just found out that male penguins produce milk
my mind: *exploding noises*

sloppyoungjoe:
apparently flamingos do too and even pigeons

kingsejong:
WAIT WAIT WAIT WHAT IM LEARNING SO MANY THINGS IN THE GC WOW

tumblingelsa:
our child the intellectual 🤩
keep learning sweetie we just want the best for you 🤩🤩

myeongie:
isn't keonhee influencing him a little too much
anygays
where's the tiny guy
oh wait he lied to keonhee
oh poor tiny guy
he will not be missed

(myeongie changed the group chat name to tiny funeral for tiny guy tiny plans)

momheehee:
he didn't leave anything for me in his will
i'm disappointed
he probably left everything for youngjoe and microwave
i'm insulted

snowwhite:
weren't you the one who caused this funeral in the first place

momheehee:
but he couldn't have known that now could he now 👀
good riddance

sloppyoungjoe:
you guys are-

myeongie:
HE IS DEFENDING
HES WHIPPED FOR TINY GUY
POOR MICROWAVE HOW IS SHE/HE TAKING IT
I CAN SEND FOOD
but only for microwave

momheehee:
i could send socks
its the least i could do :'(

kingsejong:
mom you're too kind for this world :'(

shortstack:
i just went for a shower and came back to this wtf

snowwhite:
a shower huh 👀👀👀👀

kingsejong:
ooo teA 👀🍵

momheehee:
🍵🍵🍵🍵🍵🍵

tumblingelsa:
OoOoO 🍵👀🍵 ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

myeongie:
*insert rubber chickens* and 🍵

sloppyoungjoe:
y'all wtf he just went to shower

momheehee:
👀👀👀👀👀👀

(shortstack changed the group chat name to youngjo send nudes)

myeongie:
ew i'm leaving

snowwhite:
same 🤢

momheehee:
i'm with seoho rn and he just put his phone down and ran to the bathroom
wait he's screaming
goodbye bitches

kingsejong:
mom i'm scared

momheehee:
IM COMING OVER BABY WRAP YOURSELF IN BLANKETS

(momheehee, tumblingelsa, kingsejong, snowwhite, myeongie are offline)

shortstack:
i knew that would work :)

thank you for 300 reads! also i had no idea what this was either if you were wondering

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