fate | ravn x hwanwoong

tHiRtY eIgHt

the normal gc shit

shortstack:
KIM FUCKING YOUNGJO HOW FUCKING DARE YOU WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU FUCKING DO NOW

momheehee:
someone needs to wash their mouth
with soap

tumblingelsa:
would you like some help shorty

shortstack:
EVERYONE SHUT THE FUCK UP GEONHAK CALLED ME AND TOLD ME THAT MY BOYFRIEND IS IN JAIL

tumblingelsa:
tbh i thought you two would've gotten arrested already for the belly dancing shit yall pulled on the table
TF WERE YOU EVEN THINKING I-

momheehee:

shortstack:
...okay

sloppyoungjoe:
h i  b a b e

shortstack:
DONT H I  B A B E ME YOU FUCKING DUMBASS WHO I LOVE BUT THATS OUT OF CONTEXT RN

sloppyyoungjoe:
:(

shortstack:
DO YOU KNOW HOW FUCKING WORRIED I WAS YOU FUCKING ZEBRA

momheehee:
zebra wtf
why zebra

shortstack:
IDFK ITS THE FIRST FUCKING THING THAT CAME TO MY FUCKING HEAD BUT YOUNGJO WTF

tumblingelsa:
lmfao are you this aggressive when he's fucking you or something

shortstack:
wtf no i'm top

momheehee:
LMFAO SHORTY BEST JOKE OF THE CENTURY

sloppyyoungjoe:
mhm i didn't think so when you were screaming my name last night

kingsejong:
this just got 21+ 😶

shortstack:
NO IT DIDNT AND THAT WAS BECAUSE YOU ATE ALL THE CEREAL FOR DINNER
YOU KNOW HOW MUCH I LOVE THAT CEREAL

cyaaaa:
who eats cereal for dinner

shortstack:
ANYGAYS JOE YOU BETTER GET YOUR SLOPPY ASS READY CAUSE IM COMING TO BAIL YOU GAYS OUT

kingsejong:
so am i

snowwhite:
myeongs my brother so i guess i have to go too

momheehee:
we're all coming

(four hours later)

shortstack:
okay so which one of yall is not in jail rn

momheehee:
that would be seoho and i

sloppyyoungjoe:
WHERE TF WERE YALL

tumblingelsa:
you see
keonhee and i were on our way but we saw a squirrel on the road
it was injured so we took care of it and called him donut 🥺

kingsejong:
that was beautiful but please tell us what the real reason was

momheehee:
we got distracted by the new amusement park that opened and decided to go there instead

cyaaaa:
now that makes sense

momheehee:
how did yall even get arrested

sloppyyoungjoe:
well
you see

tumblingelsa:
YALL BELLY DANCED OVER THERE DIDNT YOU
WHY CANT YOU JUST CONTROL YOUR BELLY DANCING IMPULSES
YOU HORNY GAYS

shortstack:
no it wasn't belly dancing

momheehee:
you didn't steal my maracas did you

tumblingelsa:
since yall can't see him keonhees staring threateningly at his phone

myeongie:
that wasn't needed but thanks

snowwhite:
lemme explained what happened
so we came to bail the dumbasses out
AND WE ALMOST DID
but then youngwoong started to do some dirty things when they got out

momheehee:
OHMYGOD MY CHILD MUST ME TRAUMATISED
WHY DOES YOUNGWOONG HAVE TO ALWAYS MAKE EVERYTHING 21+

kingsejong:
no mom it's not that way
hwanwoong literally had dirt in his bag and threw it on youngjoe
then joe grabbed his bag and happened to accidentally throw it on one of the guards who got dirty
and since all of us were cheering in the background we were apparently 'accomplices' to this crime
so we're all stuck in the same cell

tumblingelsa:
shorty
COULDNT YOU HAVE JUST FUCKING WAITED UNTIL YALL LEFT TO THROW DIRT ON YOUNGJOE

shortstack:
no

momheehee:
just wait until you come home kid
i will not hesitate to feed you to the microwave demons

tumblingelsa:
keonhee is now raising his hand in a threatening manner
just wanted to let you know

a/n: i'm so excited for their comeback i'm positive it's going to be absolutely mind blowing i can't wait uwu