fate | ravn x hwanwoong

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hwanwoong was nervous to say the least. he couldn't help thinking if youngjo would like him or not while keonhee was struggling to put socks on and screamed in frustration.

he took a good look at himself in the mirror and was kind of satisfied. he was wearing a simple buttoned down shirt with black jeans. his purple hair was combed in such a way that his bangs were covering his forehead.

keonhee gave up on wearing socks and hit the nearest microwave in anger. he then put the socks in the microwave and yelled, "NOW YOU FUCKING BITCHES CAN LIVE HAPPILY WITH EACH OTHER."

oh how hwanwoong pitied seoho. suddenly he felt his phone buzz

gayS 🤩

tumblingelsa:
youngjo and i are downstairs are you gays ready?

keonheehee:
yeah i just put my socks in the microwave we'll be there in 3 minutes

pregnantlyhot:
i don't even want to know-

shortstack:
trust me you wouldn't want to anyways

he switched off his phone and went downstairs with keonhee to see a regular sized black car and could make out two figures in the front seat.
the two raven-haired males seemed to be having an intense discussion.

"i'm telling you bitch the plural of moose is moose, not mooses."

"it doesn't even make sense what if there were mooses in your washing machine and you call animal control saying 'hello i have moose in my washing machine' so if they have a terrible sense of grammar they'll only expect one moose when there are many mooses."

"first of all why would you have a moose in your washing machine it doesn't even make sense."

"okay shut up seoho they're here we don't want to look stupid in front of them do we?"

"i don't think you guys could do anything to look less stupid at this point." keonhee said as both of them got inside the car.

(dongju and dongmyeong)

myeongie:
get in the car now

snowwhite:
where tf are you i'm already inside

myeongie:
wdym i'm inside too
WHICH CAR ARE YOU IN

snowwhite:
the red one with the scratch on the front door

myeongie:
WHY ARE YOU IN KANGHYUNS CAR

snowwhite:
that's kanghyuns car?

myeongie:
YES NOW GET OUT
wait how did you break into his car

snowwhite:
i thought my car keys weren't working on the car so i asked this guy passing by called dave to open the door for me
he seemed handy in those kind of things.

myeongie:
i can't even with you sometimes- just get in the car

snowwhite:
but i thought this was kanghyuns car?

myeongie:
OUR CAR YOU DUMBASS
THE SILVER ONE WITH A STICKER ON THE BUMPER

snowwhite:
ok
wait we have a car?

myeongie:
i'm disowning you

hwanwoong couldn't stop staring at youngjo. the older male was just so beautiful, the pictures online didn't do his beauty justice. he was so tall that his 168 cm ass was quaking.
luckily keonhee was there to break the silence: "i want to try those dog biscuits."

hwanwoong groaned internally. why was keonhee like this? he excused himself to go to the washroom when he almost tripped over a rubber chicken.

three hours later

(dongju and dongmyeong)

myeongie:
i can't believe you left me for that gone hack dude

snowwhite:
it's geonhak you bitch and the guy is hot you can't blame me

myeongie:
he just came to take your order and suddenly you two were boyfriends tf

snowwhite:
well we're not boyfriends yEt we just went on our first date

myeongie:
with a guy you just met
did you even notice anything for the short period when you were there
or were you busy staring at gen hocks ass

snowwhite:
i know we're twins and all but it's creepy how much you know about me also it's GEONHAK

myeongie:
so i was right
anyways
do you want to know what happened 👀

snowwhite:
spill

myeongie:
so seohoe and youngjo were arguing about the plural of moose
apparently the plural of moose is moose. i always thought the plural was mise just like mice is the plural for mouse yk
anyways youngjo argued that it was mooses
seohoe started screaming and almost flipped the table in frustration and was ranting so much that keonhoe KISSED him to shut him up
then things started to get spicy 👀
before they could proceed any further the tiny guy searched for the plural and turns out seohoe was right all along
youngjo was kind of disappointed but the tiny guy kissed him on the cheek🥺🥺🥺🥺
and youngjos face went R E D like a baboons butt
AND
he kissed the tiny boys hand
they're so cute i'm even going to look over he fact that youngjo is an annoying bitch 😭

snowwhite:

why baboons butt though you could have said anything else
i'm imagining youngjo only thing is that his face is a baboons butt

myeongie:
well that means you're just imagining youngjo

snowwhite:
you're still mad at the fact that he locked you in your cupboard for embarrassing him in front of the tiny guy aren't you

myeongie:
yes. it was both of us though how did you even get away with it-

snowwhite:
i have my ways

ok so i'm not very good at 'writing' like describing things and all idk literally the only thing i can do is give you guys chaotic chatrooms but lo i tried so here you go 😔 i tried to be serious but i literally function on crackhead material also it's just turning into a chaotic oneus gc at this point instead of youngwoong but let's look over that fact shall we