fate | ravn x hwanwoong

tHiRtY

(the day of the chaotic dinner date)

(dongju and geonhak private chat)

kingsejong:
babe we can't go skating today

snowwhite:
no why ☹️

kingsejong:
apparently there was this mall santa that escaped and went skating and well he slipped and fell down and now there's a huge crack which could be dangerous for skaters

snowwhite:
stupid mall santa
hey since we're not going skating we can stalk the others 🤩

kingsejong:
YES LETS STALK THOSE BITCHES

snowwhite:
geonhak how could you your parents are amongst them too

kingsejong:
please don't tell anyone about this

snowwhite:
only if you let me sit on your lap to cuddle

kingsejong:
deal

(gays they're so cute i can't-)

(the gc because i forgot its name)

sloppyoungjoe:
okay so hwanwoong and i will pick you gays up in an hour so be ready

tumblingelsa:
yeah we're almost ready keonhee is just microwaving his socks for good luck

shortstack:
...okay

momheehee:
my socks almost burnt my feet
wow 🤩

tumblingelsa:
BABE WHERE ARE YOU

momheehee:
in the kitchen

tumblingelsa:
well i'm in the kitchen now and i can't see you

momheehee:
i'm on top of the fridge look there

tumblingelsa:
WHY ARE YOU ON TOP OF THE FRIDGE

momheehee:
i thought it would give me a clear perspective on life

sloppyoungjoe:
why tf are you messaging on the gc when you can just talk to each other

tumblingelsa:
oh shit i forgot we could do that

myeongie:
oh how this generation is so dependent on technology these days
what happened to reading the newspaper in the mornings and talking to your neighbors

shortstack:
you're literally fucking younger than us myeong

myeongie:
or so you think...🤓
WHY THAT EMOJI FOR GOODNESS SAKES I MEANT
or so you think...👀

tumblingelsa:
...okay

sloppyoungjoe:
okay we just spent 15 minutes on this nonsense so hurry up and get dressed

momheehee:
what about yungi

sloppyoungjoe:
they're ready

momheehee:
i'm ready too
question is joe
ARE YOU READY 👀

sloppyoungjoe:
yes i am

shortstack:
no you're not
switch off your phone and get out of your boxers you dumbass

tumblingelsa:
HA
TINY MAN GOOD JOB

myeongie:
so he ain't ready i see 👀👀
interesting interesting

cyaaaa:
very interesting 👀

myeongie:
oh no my plant ate my raccoon i have to go

shortstack:
what a panicked gay

momheehee:
classic case

snowwhite:
y'all spammed me
can't i just cuddle with geonhak without getting spammed for oncE

momheehee:
i don't know why but i ship them so much you gays are so cute i can't 😭

tumblingelsa:
thank god i thought i was the only one

shortstack:
they seriously have to be all cute and become my otp and shit 😭

sloppyoungjoe:
i know right 😭

kingsejong:
thanks parents 🤩🤩🤩

sloppyoungjoe:
okay anygays y'all get ready woong and i are leaving now

momheehee:
would you like me to bring a fresh pair of microwaved socks for you
ill get a kid sized one for tiny man because he's so tiny

shortstack:
we all know that i'm the tallest over here 😤😤😤😤😤

sloppyoungjoe:
yes baby you're very very tall

snowwhite:
hakkie get off your phone we have to leave

kingsejong:
ah yes lets go "skating"

sloppyoungjoe:
why did you put double inverted commas for skating
yk what nvm
i don't need to know
okay y'all get your asses of different heights down
we're picking yungi up first and then we're coming over to your place

(dongju and geonhak private chat)

snowwhite:
shouldn't you have reservations for the restaurant hakkie

kingsejong:
dw i've already taken care of it
my friend works there and he managed to get us a table last minute

snowwhite;
yay hakkie you genius
where are you though
lets cuddle before "skating"

kingsejong:
sorry i was on the fridge
mom is right
it really does give you a new perspective in life
i feel tall

snowwhite:
lets make woong sit there then
maybe he won't be that tiny anymore who knows

kingsejong:
nah he'll always be tiny
anygays babe i'm coming now just give me 2 minutes to come down from the fridge

snowwhite:
okay i'm holding brownies uwu

a/n: so this dinner/stalking date is probably gonna be for like 2 chapters more idek also i have an idea for this seoho x keonhee fic but idk if i should start writing or not or maybe i will who knows 👀 also do y'all want angst in this or something to change things up a bit? it won't be for long though just to change things a little bit. so yeah hope you liked this and stay clear from defective microwaves and byeeee ily all