fate | ravn x hwanwoong

fOrTy

sloppyyoungjoe:
alright who stole my underwear

momheehee:
it wasn't me

shortstack:
it wasn't me either

kingsejong:
why would i steal your underwear

snowwhite:
ew no not me

myeongie:
i'm surprised you even wear underwear

sloppyyoungjoe:
YES I DO STFU

cyaaaa:
listen here joe
i never have or will associate myself with your underwear in any way
i hope that went into your pea sized brain

sloppyyoungjoe:
who stole my underwear then :(

momheehee:
i guess it's a case of the missing underwear
i wonder who it is

sloppyyoungjoe:
NO WHAT IF SOMEONE KIDNAPPED IT AND THREATENED TO KILL IT
NONONONO

myeongie:
it's just a pair of underwear oh my god

sloppyyoungjoe:
no you don't get it
woongie got it for me 🥺

momheehee:
tbh i thought you would be the one who bought underwear for shorty
a sPeCiFiC tYpE

kingsejong:
kinky

sloppyyoungjoe:
i still want my underwear
where is it 😭

momheehee:
ask your belly dancing buddy

shortstack:
HEE WHY DO YOU HAVE TO EXPOSE ME THIS WAY

snowwhite:
aha
so we found the underwear thief
i didn't expect this from you shorty

sloppyyoungjoe:
whats going on

kingsejong:
it's f*cking obvious you dumba*s

momheehee:
i'm glad to see you're censoring but it's okay dear you can curse

kingsejong:
thank you mom 🤩
i still can't believe you didn't know even with your pea sized brain

tumblingelsa:
don't you mean peepee :D

cyaaaa:
huh?

tumblingelsa:
i'll explain
so basically before youngwoong got together and fucked and shit i changed youngjoes username to youngjohasasmallpeepee and he chatted with hwanwoong on that
long story short (or should i say long story hwanwoong) youngjo said this- "WHAT THE FUCK SEOHO MUST HAVE CHANGED IT WHEN I WENT TO PEE"
and then our tiny man hilariously said:
"don't you mean peepee ;)"

sloppyyoungjoe:
WAIT YOU READ THAT

tumblingelsa:
i know everything darling

cyaaaa:
BAHAHS SHORTY IM LOVING YOU RN

shortstack:
thank you :')

snowwhite renamed the chat to let's clown joe

sloppyyoungjoe:
y'all bitches i'm elder than all of you and this is how you show respect

shortstack:
am i a bitch too :(

sloppyyoungjoe:
yes
but you're MY bitch

myeongie:
smooth
but that sounded hella kinky

momheehee renamed the chat to holy only

sloppyyoungjoe:
it does sound kinky but it's true

momheehee renamed the chat to i give up youngwoong are sinners

tumblingelsa:
okay everyone shut up
geonhak, son you were about to say something before the renaming of the gc happened

kingsejong:
ah yes parent thanks for reminding🤩
alright so youngjo you're a dumbass
isn't it obvious enough that hwanwoong has a secret shrine of you in his closet
which is why he steals your underwear from time to time

shortstack:
HEE I TOLD YOU THAT IN CONFIDENCE

momheehee:
never trust someone who has a teenage son

kingsejong:
mom i'm an adult

momheehee:
YOURE GROWING TOO FAST SWEETHEART I CANT KEEP UP WITH YOU

tumblingelsa:
okay so keonhee is suffering from intense nostalgia of geonhak from when he was just a little baby :'(
from changing his diapers to feeding him.
how does time fly so fast

cyaaaa:
has anyone realized that keonhee is younger than geonhak
just me?

momheehee:
GEONHAK WHY ARE YOU GROWING SO FAST YOURE GROWING FASTER THAN I AM 😭

tumblingelsa:
thanks a lot giwook he's having another mental breakdown now

sloppyyoungjoe:
okay so wait that means hwanwoong stole my underwear cause he has a secret shrine of me
okay that's cool but i hadn't washed it yet

momheehee left the chat

shortstack added momheehee to the chat

shortstack:
oml he was kidding hee

sloppyyoungjoe:
no i wasn't

shortstack left the chat

sloppyyoungjoe added shortstack to the chat

snowwhite:
MOTHER IN LAW
GEONHAK WALKED

momheehee:
EVERYONE BACK OFF MY BABY JUST TOOK HIS FIRST STEPS

myeongie:
moo

tumblingelsa:
oink

kingsejong:
MARY HAD A LITTLE LAMB
AND IT BARKED LIKE A SNAKE

sloppyyoungjoe:
meow

shortstack:
woof

cyaaaa:
WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING HERE

sloppyyoungjoe:
idk you tell me

tumblingelsa:
didn't this demonic conversation start because hwanwoong stole joes underwear
anygays case closed

idek what i'm doing with this fic at this point