fate | ravn x hwanwoong

tWeNtY fIvE

hi so again no smut or shaT bUt sliGht sexuAl contenT yE warnings woO

snowwhite:
i just ripped my underwear
okay so myeong chased geonhak and i around someone's house and we suddenly ran into a tree and my underwear got stuck and long story short it's ripped now so i just put it on the tree and now i'm underwearless and my underwear is hanging on a tree branch :D

shortstack:
...wow dongju
just. wow.
everyone let's hang up our underwear as a sign of respect for our fallen soldier 😔

momheehee:
yes hwanwoong you intellectual 🤩

tumblingelsa:
🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩

sloppyoungjoe:
my love 🤩🤩🤩🤩

snowwhite:
thank you 🤩🤩🤩🤩

myeongie:
w🤩w

cyaaaa:
smArt🤩

kingsejong:
he just suggested a stupid idea why are you all so 🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩

sloppyoungjoe:
ooh how the turns have tAbLed 👀
i guess gOnE hACk iS thE sAlTy oNe hErE
woUld yOu liKe sOmE fRiEs tO gO wiTh tHaT sAlT

tumblingelsa:
don't. attack. our. babie.

myeongie:
ooo tEa someone join me i have popcorn

cyaaaa:
okAy i'm comiNg ovEr

myeongie:
no nvm it's okay my tarantula ate all of my popcorn

snowwhite:
you don't have a tarantula myeong

myeongie:
stfu ju i will murder you one day

kingsejong:
don't you fucking dare

momheehee:
our geonhak is so caring and sweet what an angel 🥺
y'all wish you were like our sweet hakkie

tumblingelsa:
our precious little hakkie 🥺🤩

cyaaaa:
ok.

sloppyoungjoe:
gays hwanwoongs underwear is flying in the air

myeongie:
what kinda kinky shit are you into i'm scared-

sloppyoungjoe:
tf no
his underwear was hanging on a tree and it flew away because of the wind so his underwear is flying now
what the fuck did you even think you hoe

myeongie:
👀👀👀👀👀

shortstack:
seriously myeong tf-
youngjo come back to bed i nEeD yOu inSiDe mE
i nEeD yOU tO fiLl mE uP

momheehee:
geonhak child get the microwave
and my maracas
and my crowbar dipped in cobra venom so i can slice his throat and watch the poison run through his veins while i microwave his favorite leather pants

kingsejong:
mom i'm scared
isn't that a little too much

tumblingelsa:
yes it is.
keonhee your mind is so violent

snowwhite:
i know right
don't you think it's a little harsh
microwaving his leather pants?
that's a little extreme

sloppyoungjoe:
so none of y'all care about the poisoned crowbar
just me?
okay
why did you need maracas though

momheehee:
because every significant life event has to have maracas
it's as if you're asking someone why do they breathe
i did not expect this from you youngjoe

myeongie:
okay so none of y'all are gonna talk about the fact that joe and shorty were about to fuck while chatting here

tumblingelsa:
keonhee just dropped his phone
he's trying to wash his eyes with soap
oh lord he's going to get blind brb

shortstack:
i was just kidding 😤
dumbass
also if youngjo and i were fucking i would make him switch his phone off come on

snowwhite:
i'm on the verge of tears please this is torture

momheehee:
i almost went blind thanks to you bitches fuck you

a/n: don't ask me what this was i was literally writing this in the reception of my old building talk about being jobless yAy :D