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"Hello ! This is the drug free helpline, how can I help you?"
"I want all the weed you can get me"
"Excuse me?"
"You're excused, now can I?"
"I'm afraid not sir, I'm here to help you break away from your drug habits"
"Just this once, swear I wont ask again"
"It's against our policy"
"You don't give free drugs?"
"No, as I mentioned before, we're here to help you break away from those habits"
"Dammit"
"Feel free to disconnect if you don't require the service"
"..."
"Do you want help then?"
"Have you never called one of these out of boredom?"
"No, and I don't entertain, goodbye"
"I-"
//call ended//
"Fuck you"
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Drug Helpline
Short Story"hello ! this is the drug free helpline, how can I help you?" "i want all the weed you can get me." [ in which a guy calls a helpline, often when drunk ] All Rights Reserved.
