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-incoming call from princess-
"Oh hey"
"I suppose the shrine is taking so much time that you couldn't even call me back"
"No"
"You didn't call me though"
"I was cooking"
"You can cook?"
"Hell yeah, I made pot noodles"
"..."
"You still there?"
"You've been gone 2 hours"
"I made them and ate them"
"2 hours" she emphasized
"I'm still eating"
"You're an actual fucking snail"
"I know what you're going to do and I'm warning you, don't you dare"
Neither of them spoke for a short while.
"Hey gary"
"No," he groaned
"How's your bae spongebob?"
"You did not-"
"..."
"STOP LAUGHING"
"Aw, are you blushing?"
"I really don't like you"
"It's not opposite day yet Damion"
"You're not funny"
"Yet you always laugh mhm"
"I laugh at myself"
"I know why"
"Why?"
"I'll explain it through a joke"
"Ok...?"
"So you wanna hear a big joke?"
"Not really but go on"
"Your life"
It was stupid. So darn stupid yet here he was laughing till his sides ached.
"SEE, I KNEW I'M FUNNY"
"Nah"
"I like your laugh"
"Why you so obsessed with me?"
"BOI I WANNA KNOW"
Silence.
"Be my TikTok date so I can post cringey things for you"
"Your proposal game sucks"
"That wasn't a proposal"
Then the realization hit her.
"YOU HAVE A TIKTOK OH MY GOD"
"Oh crap"
"I'm going to die of laughter-"
//call ended//
"He has a TikTok, oh my god"
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I once spent 8 hours straight watching TikTok videos um...
(don't judge me ahadsfdsa)
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Short Story"hello ! this is the drug free helpline, how can I help you?" "i want all the weed you can get me." [ in which a guy calls a helpline, often when drunk ] All Rights Reserved.
