her | him
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-incoming call from Quackhead-
"Hello, you've reached the remarkable voicemail of Isabella. If I'm not picking up, I'm probably dosing up on champagne in my silk pyjamas for the new years party. If you think I'm ignoring you, I probably am. Boohoo for you. To all those who think the previously mentioned scenarios don't apply, bow down and leave your message peasants. I may or may not check it out, depends if I like you or not. It's probably the latter. Got royal duties to attend to, ciao"
"What a damn tease. Also, you're so not a princess. Keep trolling babe"
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This was totally necessary yall, dont @ me
IT'S LIKE 2020. HAPPY NEW YEARS TO EVERYONE!!
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Drug Helpline
Short Story"hello ! this is the drug free helpline, how can I help you?" "i want all the weed you can get me." [ in which a guy calls a helpline, often when drunk ] All Rights Reserved.
