her | him
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"Hello! This is the international weed stash, how many tons of weed would you like?"
"Woah-"
"Surprise"
"I fucking knew it. Hand over the weed now."
"Idiot, it was a joke. Could you not hear the sarcasm?"
"...No, you sound like that always"
"Awe, you know what I sound like"
"No shit Sherlock, I'm calling you"
"Hey! Sherlock is my thing, get your own joke"
"I'm too cool for jokes"
"I'm cooler"
"Are you really cooler than me?"
"Hell yeah"
"If you're cooler than me, that makes me hotter than you"
"..."
"Feel free to disconnect if I bruised your ego"
"You're so lame"
"You're fucking awesome at comebacks"
"Take your sarcasm and leave alrea-"
//call ended//
"Ugh"
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the amount of times he hangs up on her-
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Drug Helpline
Short Story"hello ! this is the drug free helpline, how can I help you?" "i want all the weed you can get me." [ in which a guy calls a helpline, often when drunk ] All Rights Reserved.
