her | him
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"YOU ALWAYS HANG UP ON ME"
"WHY ARE YOU SCREAMING?"
"Because I'm mad at you"
"So am I"
"Huh?"
"..."
"You're so mean"
"I know"
"STOP AGREEING WITH ME"
"I WILL IF YOU STOP SCREAMING"
"Deal"
"Finally"
"Why do you hang up every time?"
"..."
"Are you going to hang up again?"
"Maybe hanging up can be our always"
"Oh my god, you did not just make that reference"
"Maybe"
"I didn't label you as that guy"
"Labels are for bottles"
"Hmm"
"Why are pigs pink? Humans aren't pink. Are they dyed at birth?"
"What did you take?"
"Gym classes?"
"No idiot, I mean drugs"
"I love it when you call me idiot"
"I'm not sure how to react to that"
"I wonder if the stars get tired of hanging around in our polluted sky"
"Definitely high"
"I'm hungry"
"Go eat something then"
"I'll eat you"
"The fuck? Cannibalism isn't cool Damion"
"..."
"Why are you laughing?"
//call ended//
"Hello?"
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the reference was totally necessary.
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Drug Helpline
Short Story"hello ! this is the drug free helpline, how can I help you?" "i want all the weed you can get me." [ in which a guy calls a helpline, often when drunk ] All Rights Reserved.
