her | him
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"Hello! This is the drug-"
"You really need a new intro"
"You really need to stop interrupting"
"Sorry babe, my awesomeness just begs to be heard"
"Why do I even talk to you?"
"I'm hot, talented, more hot, i'm very blessed in a certain departme-"
"Oh my god, shut up"
"..."
"I wasn't being literal but okay"
"Aw, missed me already?"
"You're drunk"
"Nah"
"Don't lie to me. You're slurring your words"
"I only drank a little, hush"
"Keep telling yourself that"
"I'm sleepy"
"Oh why don't you, i don't know, go to sleep?"
"I call you every day"
"Yeah, you've called me now, go to sleep"
"No"
"You're so stubborn, I swear"
"What's your name?"
"I'll tell you mine if you tell me yours"
"...Bob"
"..."
"Laugh a bit quieter, you're hurting my head"
"Your phone is on speaker, idiot. Your name isn't Bob, what is it really?"
"Damion. What's yours?"
"Now that's more believable. It's Isabella"
"Beautiful"
"Did you say something?"
//call ended//
"Not again"
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Drug Helpline
Short Story"hello ! this is the drug free helpline, how can I help you?" "i want all the weed you can get me." [ in which a guy calls a helpline, often when drunk ] All Rights Reserved.
