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"Hello! This is the drug free helpline-"
"That's a fugly intro"
"Fugly? Is that even a word?"
"It's fucking and ugly mashed up together, so yes it is"
"You're fugly"
"Tsk, that's not very professional is it?"
"Who cares?"
"Me"
"Let me guess, you're calling because you're bored and you want me to provide free entertainment"
"No, I'm calling to make a point"
"And that might be...?"
"Impatience isn't an attractive trait"
"Neither is wasting peoples' time but you don't see me complaining do you?"
"Shut up. As I was saying before you ever so rudely interrupted, I'm making the point that you can't help me."
"Well Sherlock, I can't exactly help you if you don't want to be helped."
"I don't"
"Think about it, if you really didn't, you never would have called in the first place"
//call ended//
"Every damn time"
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Drug Helpline
Short Story"hello ! this is the drug free helpline, how can I help you?" "i want all the weed you can get me." [ in which a guy calls a helpline, often when drunk ] All Rights Reserved.
