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"Hello! This is the drug free helpline, how can I help you?"
"It is I"
"Uh what?"
"Mr duck"
"I-"
"I take drugs"
"We don't specialize in ducks with meth problems"
"I'm a quackhead"
"..."
"I knew it'd make you laugh. Now, can I have the weed?"
"Oh, it's you. I literally told you yesterday, I don't give weed out"
"Come on, laughter is the way to a girls' heart or in this case her weed stash."
"No"
"I think you meant n - o spells no"
"You're drunk aren't you?"
"No, I don't do alcohol"
"Mhm, I bet you don't do drugs either do you?"
//call ended//
"He's drunk"
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Drug Helpline
Short Story"hello ! this is the drug free helpline, how can I help you?" "i want all the weed you can get me." [ in which a guy calls a helpline, often when drunk ] All Rights Reserved.
