act two, scene one

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Ahh yes, tea. What a drink! Tea bag in, a couple of tea spoons of sugar, your hot water, a dash of milk and BAM! Stress is away. Perfect with some gingernuts on the side, maybe some custard creams; all depends on what you are feeling. Tonight I am feeling a whole packet of bourbons...pretty stressful night. Did I send nudes to bearface? Ehmmm yeah. Am I going to regret it? Ehmmm yeah. Oh well, what is it that they say? YOLO. Canny wait for my roommate to come back and tell her everything cause it's been a rollercoaster.

bearface
@bearfaceington

i'm thinking of getting
a dog

what kind of dog?

i'm thinking like
a labrador

those are pretty
big aren't they

so?

pop off i guess

i like big dogs
okay

hehe i'll keep that
in mind
what's your number?

ain't telling
you're making fun
of my dog

you ain't even got the
dog yet

still

what's the number

it's xxxxxxxxxxx

hehe

key-ring

hello alex...

who's dis?

it's me ciaran

sorry, i think it's a
wrong number

haha very funny

not funny, didn't laugh

it is you, slut

haddon you nonce
wait a sec
talking to minors
covering hotline bling
it's getting fishy🤔

i am NOT a nonce

neither was MJ and
now look

shut up you freak

oh okay

im joking
seriously
hello
it was a joke
you are too sensitive
talk to me NOW!!

shut up you freak

ahhh i see
stealing shit now

grow up, not all about you

it's my world, and
you're just living in it

freak man!!!
singing about anal
pressure and that

at least i don't study
forensic psychology

at least my lines don't
get cut 🤣🤣

at least i don't
send indecent pictures
to a stranger 🤣🤣

not funny didn't laugh
too far
blocked 🙃

im joking
come on now
don't be a baby
i liked em
alex!!!!!
alexxxxxxx!!

you're number has been blocked

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