A Sky Full of Stars ~ {BaBtqftim} (Felix x Reader) [COMPLETED]

~Chapter 19~ |Family|

Felix P.O.V.

I turned the key again. Same result. I bang my head on the dashboard. I pull out my phone and dial Sheba's number.
"Yes?"
"Sheba it's me. My car won't start and I'm stuck at the hospital."
"Why the hospital?"
"I have triplets now." I say proudly.
"Really!? I'm an aunt! What about Inky and Winky?"
"You can take care of them, right?"
"I have nephews AND almost children!" I laughed.
"So can you pick me up?"
"Oh! Sure thing Feel." Sheba says as she hung up the phone. I'm lucky I've got Sheba. I don't know what I'd do without her. While I waited, I turned on the radio. It was playing 'The Cuphead Rap' I know all the lyrics to.

(PLAY VIDEO)

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Take a sip of this, I'm an itty bitty Cuphead
One sentence in I've already made a pun (yep)
Pickin' up steam wonder why they call me hothead
Struck a deal with the devil now I'm rackin' up debt.
Yes I made a dumb bet, don't be getting upset
I'm a cup of trouble, have you seen my mugshot yet?
Step in front of my finger gun, and you drop dead
Wallop all your bosses, leave 'em all jobless
They'll never stop me from running like a faucet 
I'm a full cup don't ever try to top it
You can never touch this but you can kick the bucket
I'm meant to be drunk from, not meant to be trusted

Heads up, hit the deck, Mugman
You don't really want get head busted
I'm a dirty dish who needs a rough scrubbing
After doing all these devilish deeds (GOD DAMN!) 
Stop this train even it's haunted
(Where's my ship?) Sorry just sunk it
Hopping like a frog, duck and dodge your punches
Won't shed a single tear when I'm chopping onions
Spent all your breath huffin' and puffin'
Just to get dumped on by a cup for nothin'
Unless all you wanna end up dead,
Do not mess with the Cuphead 'nuff said
Do not mess with the Cuphead 'nuff said
Do not mess with the Cuphead 'nuff said
Do not mess with the Cuphead 'nuff said
Do not mess with the Cuphead 'nuff said

You'll never catch me crying over milk I spilled
My head ain't empty but who know with what it's filled
I took that devilish gamble
Nothing a Cuphead couldn't handle
And now it's time to foot the, bibibbity bill

Any line that you happen to draw
Is a line that I'll be stepping across
Trapped in a world lacking any natural laws
Have you had your coffee yet? Cuz I'm off of the walls!
My demons need a little exercise
A little caffine oughtta' get 'em energized
Will we all go to heaven when we die?
Can't get any worse, we already bet our lives!

Forget fairy tales, they're fizzin' out
I'd like to pick a fight with that prick Mickey Mouse
I'll kick his ass and I'll knock Walt Disney out
I'll leave 'em with a taste of toxic in the mouth
My hand's been dealt, it's a bad draw though
I go all in when the rest all fold
Looks like I'm on the last straw so
Better tell the devil th-that th-that's all folks!

Come see what we've brewing
Something to keep you moving
Just be the best I'm boomin'
Hit me with that funky music
How do we keep on grooving
One could say that we've been jucin'
Beepin' boopin' Loony Toonin'
Time for you to face the music

You'll never catch me crying over milk I spilled
My head ain't empty, but who knows with what it's filled
I took that devilish gamble
Nothing that a Cuphead couldn't handle
And now it's time to foot the bibibbity bill

I feel like the holy grail
Just hope I don't go to hell
If so that won't go so well
I've been bad but no-one tell
I'm much more then just a cup
Raise a toast and pick me up
Pour one more and drink it up but don't choke

'Cuz I'm not that kind of cup you should be chugging from
I get the jump on ya when I run and fun
Working for Lucifer is a ton of fun
"You two do my bidding?" Done and done!
I'm a jazzy chap who'll leave you razzle-dazzled
After I whoop and wallop your ass in battle
When I'm stuck up shits creak without a paddle
Just imagine, the glass is half full!

You'll never catch me crying over milk I spilled
My head ain't empty, but who knows with what it's filled
I took that devilish gamble
Nothing that a Cuphead couldn't handle
And now it's time to foot the bibibbity bill

As the song finished, I realized Sheba was watching me sing whole time. I quickly got out of the car and ran over to Sheba.
"What was that all about?"
"Just a song on the radio."
"That you know ALL the lyrics to?" (I actually know all the lyrics to the song XD)
"Maybe.. Let's just go."
"I wanna see the babies!"
"After we get my car towed."
"Right." Sheba started got out of her truck and attached my car to the back of it. Inky and Winky were in the back of the truck still rguing about who broke the vase.
"You did! You moved the rug!"
"The table shook, but you tried to catch it with your buttery fingers!"
"Can you please stop arguing? For just a few minutes?" I say rubbing my temples. They agreed and shut up the whole rest of the ride. As we got home, Sheba unhooked my car and said she was going to call Bendy and Boris over. As I opened the door to the poster store (Rhyme time), I was covered in confetti.
"Happy You-have-kids-now!" Everyone shouted. I laugh. Sheba must have planned this for me. Bendy came running over to me.
"Are you gonna still write your book with you having kids? Are you still going to adventure? What are their names? Is Y/N okay? What time did you guys have to go?" Bendy rambled with stars in his eyes.
"Probably. Maybe. Lance, G/C/N, B/C/N. Y/N is fine. We had to go at around 4 o'clock." I say ruffleling Bendy's hair/horns. I got an idea. I pulled out my phone and face-timed Y/N. Everyone gets back into positions. She answers and I turn the phone around so she can see the celebration.
"Happy You-have-kids-now!" They all repeat.
"Aw! Thank you! Do you guys wanna see the cuties?" She says over the phone. Everyone comes rushing over to me. Y/N moves the phone to show the sweet little angels sleeping in their cots. Everyone 'Aw!'s. Even me. I can't believe I get to take care of those little cinnamon rolls!
"They have MY eyes." Sheba jokes.
"Congratulations Felix!" Mickey says.
"Next is us~" Sheba flirts. She was actually correct.

•Flashback•

Y/N threw the bundle of flowers back. Drunk Mickey runs up to get them. He misses, but Sheba grabs them instead.

•End of flashback•

I'll get Sheba and Mickey together! That's what I'll do! She always talks about how she thinks Mickey likes her. I'll find out and I won't owe her anything anymore.

Y/N P.O.V

I fed the little babies and put them to sleep. They were out in seconds. I sigh. Having kids is hard work! I got myself comfortable and almost fell asleep. The bejesus was scared out of me by my phone ringing. Felix wanted to face-time. I answer and am greeted with:
"Happy You-have-kids-now!" Everyone yells. I smile.
"Aw! Thank you! Do you guys wanna see the cuties? " They all run up to Felix's phone as I turn mine around to show the babies. Everyone 'Aw!'s on the other side of the phone. Then, the doctor comes in.
"Sorry I gotta go! Bye!" I say quickly as I hung up the phone and put it on the nightstand. "What is it doctor?"
"Good news, you can be taken home a week earlier then scheduled!" He said showing me a calendar with the day I'm leaving circled. "Also, we figured out how you were able to have triplets at such a young age and so early. It was because of your hormones. They duplicated at how early you had sex. It wasn't needed and your body was doing just fine." He explains. That actually makes a lot more sense now.
"In three days, you'll be able to start your new family."