☕ | Sleepovers on Crack | ☕

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Um, yeah. These are just random funny conversations me and Kitty had when she would spend the night. I can guarantee there will be more to come.

Keep in mind, this is all said while we are giggling like we just smoked a joint. When we're together, everything's fucking funny. ESPECIALLY if Ross is with us too.

Enjoy our crack-filled convos. Hope your day is at least better now that you've read our nonsense :)

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Me: "I can't live without you or Rose."

Kitty: "Yeah, I can't live without me either."

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Me: "I'm physically incapable of living a life."

Kitty: "Isn't everybody?"

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Me: "Why do I have shit??"

*referring to my notifications*

Kitty: "I don't know. That's just a thing that happens, man."

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Kitty: "I need help, man."

Me: "Doesn't everyone?"

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Kitty: "I'm gonna rewrite your mom."

*Your Mom was a doc title she was working on and I didn't know XD*

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Kitty: "Your dirty mind is a choking hazard . . ."

Me: "SO IS THIS DIC-"

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Me: "I'm doing it."

Kitty: "Doing what?"

Me: "Doing you. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)"

Kitty: "nO-"

Me: "YeS-"

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*preparing to roleplay*

Kitty: "I'm ready now."

Me: "My body is ready."

Kitty: "MINE IS NOT-"

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*trying to imitate Mrace introducing herself to Silver for the first time*

Kitty: "Hi, I'm Zera, and this my best friend, Zerase – WAIT-"

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*to the tune of "Do You Wanna Build a Snowman?"*

Kitty: "Do you wanna watch a sunrise?~"

*also Kitty replying to herself*

Kitty: "fUcK no . . ."

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Me: *reading a line from a roleplay* ""You can't lie to a little old lady.""

Kitty: "BeT-"

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Kitty: "Help, I need ideas."

Me: "And you thought I had some?"

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No explanations needed.

Keep on shining my little gems and have a lovely day ✌️✨

Diamond out! 💎

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