Title: Funny Scenarios
Just some scenarios that go down in IRL
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(Im on the phone talking to my mom)
Me:uh huh
Mom: how much fat is in the popcorn box? Per serving?
Me:gotta go to the bathroom *walks upstairs with popcorn box*
*in the backround*
Order guy:hello, may I take your order?
Mom:uh.......ok give me a second, ok, can I get a number.........
Me:*sitting on toilet listening to mom order while reading popcorn box*
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Mom:just kill the spider!
Me:no! Y-you know I'm terrified of them!
Mom:just do it!
Me:*hits spider and continues to press*
Mom:good, now smush it around
Me:*tries to grab it*
Mom:no-
Me:*spider falls* Aaaahhh!(I squeak whenever I scream)
Mom:woah! What happened?
Me:spiderwebfellonme
Mom:wut
Me:a spiderweb fell on me
Mom:there are no spiderwebs...
Me:oh then it was the spider-wait WHAT
*doorbell rings*
*after we got food*
Me:Ok! *walks to opposite couch*
Mom:*at the same time* and now your gonna sit on the other couch to avoid a spider corpse?
Me:YES!
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YOU ARE READING
Scrapped story chapters
RandomThis is literally so straight forward, this is were imma keep all my scrapped story chapters, especially if i re-write them. so enjoy this crappy book full of random things.
