if someone were to dirty talk to me
i watch too much of The Office
so i'd respond with
"that's what she said"
and they'd most likely be like
"bitch fuck no i'm leaving"
and also
do you realize how some people have the weirdest kinks
i'm not kink shaming, i love unique people
but like-
BEAD CHAINS?!
FOR YOUR ASS?!
WHAT THE FUCK?!
THOSE THINGS WILL TOUCH YOUR ORGANS
WTF
love y'all byeeeee
~mama
