13 Reasons Why// Winterwatcher (Discontinued)

{27} Feelings

AHAHA

YOU GOT TRICKED

INTO THINKING THIS WAS A REAL CHAPTER

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-SPECIAL CHAPTER TO CELEBRATE MY RETURN. DON'T WANT IT? I DON'T CAREEEE-

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1. What really happened when Winter tried to commit suicide

This was it. He was going to do it. There was so much pain, so much emptiness. Everything hurt, and his heart ached, and he just stared at his reflection, wondering how and when he had come this far...when he had become so broken.

He shakily raised his arm and pointed the gun to his head.

Bang.

Bang.

Bang.

"AHHHH! WINTER! OPEN THE DOOR!" Icicle jumped in. She then stared at him in shock.

After a moment, she looked at Winter in annoyance. "What the heck? What are you doing?"

"Umm...dying?" He said, pointing at the gun on the floor and then pointing at his bloody head.

"Can't you do that in your room?" Icicle huffed.

"But then the author's major plot twist won't be true and it will just be like the Glorybringer 13 Reasons Why and we'll get copyrighted even though the same author wrote this," he explained carefully. "And then she'll be accused for not having any new ideas."

"Um. Okayyy. So I have take you to the hospital now because you're important and mom's going to keep you locked in the house so you can go back to school alive and surprise your love interest?" Icicle asked, confused.

"Exactly," he said, nodding encouragingly. "Now you're getting it."

He passed out.

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2. What was really on Turtle's note?

Your notes began to be... disturbing. They weren't like the first ones.

"I KNOW YOU SLEEP WITH A STUFFED ANIMAL AND AND EAT PIZZA WITH A FORK AND I HAVE A PICTURE OF YOU PICKING YOUR NOSE"

XOXO

YOUR STALKER THE SEA BOY

Winter: *sobs*

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3. What really is on Winter's tape

"Just press Play to find out."

*pushes play*

Moon: :0

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4. My readers:

I LOVE THIS BOOK BUT I HATE IT I LOVE YOU TOO BUT THEN HOW DARE YOU IMMA GONNA KILL YOU SO DON'T BOTHER LOCKING YOUR ROOM DOOR AT NIGHT SATAN-

Me: 😬

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5. How Narwhal's life ended

Narwal: what have you there?

Tundra: I have a few knives up my sleeve

Narwhal: I think you meant cards

Darkstalker: *pops out of nowhere* she did not

Tundra: *draws knife* I did not

Narwhal: ಠ_ಠ

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6. My thoughts at 3 am

Me: So should I create a happy character and a happy, filled-with-heartwarming-romance plot that would make everyone feel happy? Should I not kill of any characters and just make the ships happen at once? They're fictional characters, after all, they should be used to give people relief from their real life.

Also me:

Nah.

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Yeah.

Leave it to me to make some depressing story even more depressing with those horrible jokes ಠ_ಠ

I also made this because everybody's like:

THIS IS SO SAAAAAD

WHY AEE YOU BREAKING MY HEARTTTT

NOOOOOOOOOOO

So I decided to give you a happy chapter. It won't last, but it feels good to make everyone think it will :DD

So, welcome back, me! You ready for this? Let's get back into the page!

But before that let's flip a table because I just feel like flipping a table

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