Woah, woah, woah

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"James!" Lily called from the bathroom.

"What?" He yelled back from the couch.

"Well as you know I'm in the Slug Club and there's this party coming up"

"Mhmm"

"And I was wondering if you wanted to be my plus one?"

"Mhmm"

Lily walked out of her room to see James involved with a book. Such a nerd.

"Or I could ask Sirius to accompany me"

"Mhmm"

"We would be wearing Slytherin robes jacket paired with a Slytherin scarf"

"Mhmm"

"And Sirius and I would dance the night away and run away together"
James still hadn't noticed.
"But we would run the wrong way and stumble across a meeting Voldemort had set up with his death eaters"
Still nothing.
"Voldemort forced us to take off our clothes so we were left standing in our knickers and boxers"
He hadn't flinched once, Lily rolled her eyes.
"And then Severus would unhook my bra-"

"WOAH WOAH WOAH! What in Merlin's name are you talking about Lils?" James turned towards her.

"That got your attention" She smirked.

"Yeah, when you said Severus would unhook your bra?" James questioned, a hint of jealousy hidden in his voice.

"Slughorn's throwing another party and I was wondering if you wanted to be my plus one" Lily walked over to him.

"As long as Severus doesn't come near your bra"

"I wouldn't dream it" Lily chuckled.

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