"I'm twenty-three!" patrick pouts, another person mistaking him for a teenager.
"hey, at least he didn't think you were my son." pete laughs, wrapping his arms around patrick.
"that isn't fair to either of us." patrick giggled. "you don't even look that old!"
"I'm not that old!"
patrick giggled, leaning on pete in the booth while they wait for their food. "I know, dumby." he mumbled, hiding his face in pete's shoulder.
"here you are, sir." their server smiled at pete, placing their order in front of them. "aand here you go, lil dude." he addressed patrick, placing a coloring sheet and some crayons in front of him.
"I don't even look that small..." patrick frowned as the guy walked away. "do i...?"
"no, baby," pete chuckled, moving the paper and crayons away. "don't worry about it, alright? let's just eat."
patrick huffed but nodded, starting to eat his fries and veggie burger.
patrick was tired of being mistaken for a child.
(really short and really stupid, sorry-
-i haven't any ideas-)
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Fanfictionpeterick oneshots!(: i went through and made sure any multi part stories are all together for you! so you dont have to search to find it (there are two ryden shots- because this was originally a bandom oneshot book) there are cglre stories- (nonkink...
