stop cheating on the boating test dumby

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again I don't know. but I'm upset because I accidentally used an emoji that is neither a chicken nor a pickle.
anyways take this whatever it is

patrick growls lightly, shoving pete back in the bed. he climbs over the man, lips finding pete's neck.

"I'm wet," pete whispers in patrick's ear.

patrick stops, looking up at pete in slight confusion. "pete... pete, I'm not sure that's how this works."

"is too," pete nods. "I just pissed myself. you scared me."

patrick laughs, shaking his head as he falls off of pete, landing beside him. "I scared you?!"

"I wasn't prepared." pete shrugs, also laughing.

"wow, pete."

"it's your fault!" pete pouts, crossing his arms with a huff.

patrick rolled his eyes, glancing over at his boyfriend. "aren't you going to change?"

pete shrugs. "I think we could work with this." he says, winking.

patrick laughs, shaking his head. "no! the moment has passed."

pete frowns, but gets up anyway. "I'll change my pants, you change the sheets?"

"on it," patrick nods, also getting out of bed.

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