Wrong Number, Spidey

Gays or Guys?

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Spidey
OMG! I totally forgot to ask all you guys and now I feel super bad!

Pigeon
What is it?

Frostbite
Are you ok?

Spidey
I'm fine!
I just feel really bad for assuming!
I never asked any of you which gender pronouns you use!!!

Capsicle
Relax, kid, we don't mind

Mr Stark
He's my kid not yours!

Frostbite
We never asked you either

Spidey
Oh yeah!
Well I'm a man!

Natalia
Oh really?

Spidey
...
Boy

Natalia
Try again.

Spidey
...
Fine.
cinnamon roll

Natalia
Perfect.

Dr Banner
And just so you know, Spidey, we all use male pronouns, except Natalia and Scarlet, and are all straight-ish.

Mr Stark
We all have our theories about Capsicle and Frostbite...

Frostbite
And we have our theories about you and Wizard

Spidey
Wow!
I can feel the suppressed homosexuality coming through the screen!

Mr Stark
I have a fiancé.

Wizard
And I have a girlfriend.

Capsicle
So do I.

Spidey
It's ok, gays, you don't need to be ashamed ;)

Mr Stark
Don't you mean 'guys'?

Spidey
Did I stutter?!

Scarlet
When did Capsicle get a girlfriend???

Frostbite
1942.

Spidey
How is that possible?
Wait how old is he???

Capsicle
Frostbite! It's not...her.

Frostbite
Yes it is.

Capsicle
Ok maybe it is

Scarlet
If you don't mind me asking, how does that work?
Shouldn't she be old now?

Capsicle
She got captured and put in a similar state to Frostbite, but without all the manipulation

Spidey
Well, I'm confused

Silver
Let me explain
It's like when you buy chicken, and freeze it to keep it fresh so it doesn't go off
But the old man, his girlfriend, and his boyfriend all took the place of the chicken and chilled out for a few decades.