Wrong Number, Spidey

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Spidey
WARNING
DO NOT ENTER THE COMMUNAL AREAS!!!

Mr Stark
What?

Spidey
If you are desperate for breakfast, get an Uber eats delivered to your window.

Mr Stark
Urgh I'm gonna regret asking but
Why?

Harley
It's not safe, Anthony.

Mr Stark
Oh not you too

Spidey
We're only trying to save you, Mr Stark

Mr Stark
Have I been demoted from Dad?

Harley
This is a MiLiTaRy OpErAtIoN, ANTHONY, formalities are necessary.

Capsicle
What is there to save us from?

Spidey
A crazy Russian spy.

Mr Stark
no
I have been awake for less than five minutes
I haven't had my coffee
I refuse to deal with this.

Harley
Real responsible.

Capsicle
Peter, would do you mean by a Russian spy?

Spidey
Well...y'know...
A spy/secret agent/undercover operative...
Who happens to be Russian

Capsicle
And how do you know about this spy?

Spidey
I had an unfortunate encounter on my quest for breakfast

Capsicle
Care to elaborate?

Spidey
I'd really rather not.

Capsicle
Peter.

Spidey
Ok so I was just on my way to try a combination of Lucky Charms and Fruit Loops, and found a scary Russian lady on the couch.
I froze, she pointed a gun at me, a mild fight occurred (I totally dominated), and I managed to escape with not only my life, but my cereal too.

Capsicle
You engaged by yourself?!

Spidey
Nobody is getting between me and my food.

Capsicle
Why do I even bother trying with you?

Spidey
:/

Capsicle
Is the assailant detained?

Spidey
Oh absolutely not.

Capsicle
So there's a hostile on the loose?

Spidey
I wouldn't say that...

Capsicle
What aren't you telling me?

Spidey
She's with Мама.