Wrong Number, Spidey

Vine Time!

10

Spidey
So...
The Avengers, huh?

Scarlet
So...
Spiderman, huh?

Spidey
Well this is awkward...

Natalia
Only because we know how hard you're trying not to freak out and fanboy.

Spidey
Yep! You're onto me!

Hawk
Relax, we're the same as before!

Spidey
So I don't need to change your nicknames to be your actual names?

Natalia
Not unless you really want to

Spidey
I'm happy with the way things are already, as long as you all don't mind

Natalia
For you? Not at all!

Spidey
Thank you, Aunty Talia!

Natalia
For Stark? His Natalia privileges have been revoked.

Mr Stark
Really, Rushman?

Natalia
That's not my last name.

Mr Stark
Romanova?

Natalia
Not any more.

Mr Stark
Romanoff?

Natalia
Took you long enough.

Mr Stark
That's what happens when you introduce yourself using an alias!
Anyway, Peter...

Spidey
Yep?

Mr Stark
How come she is now "Aunty Talia" when I'm still stuck on Mr Stark?!

Spidey
Sometimes I call you Dad!

Hawk
But he'll never be as good as your Папа!

Mr Stark
Of course not, Clinton.
I'm already better!

Spidey
Don't fight over who is the better surrogate father!
I don't need you both to die!
Not right now at least...

Natalia
It's okay, Ребенок Паук!

Scarlet
You're just happy you don't have any competition for the role of mother!

Mr Stark
I could add Pepper...

Tiny
And I could get Hope to join...

Frostbite
I'll get Peggy on, since Steve doesn't know how to...

Spidey
Please not right now!
With all the fanboying I think I might short-circuit!