Wrong Number, Spidey

Hail Hydra, Spooder-Floof

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Spideychelle
Heyo!

Harley
Mayo!

MemeKween
Hellmanns!

Loki
What can we do for you, Spiderling?

Spidey
I was thinking that the others feel a little too safe right now...

Harley
And how do you suggest we fix that?

MemeKween
Death threats?

Loki
Alien invasion?

Spidey
Sorry to disappoint you, Loki, but I was thinking more along the lines of a Prank War!

Harley
An inspired idea!

MemeKween
But who will be the first victim?

Loki
I have a few ideas...

Spidey
Excellent
Meet on mine and Harley's floor in five minutes to discuss plans!

MemeKween
I'm in Wakanda right now!
T'Challa got mother to ground me for what Harley and I did the other night!

Spidey
Are you sure you can't come?

MemeKween
Don't be stupid, of course I can!
I build everything, I sure as hell know how to sneak out using it!

Spidey
Loki, you in?

Loki
I did have prior arrangements but they can be postponed.

Spidey
Oh sorry!
What were you going to do?

Loki
Sleepover at the reptile house.

Spidey
Why would you want to do that?

Loki
I transform into a snake and hang out with them.
Baneofallrodents, Mousetrap and I have become quite good friends, we have sleepovers and by morning Thor has to try to figure out which one is me

Spidey
Oh, well, sorry to postpone your sleepover with Baneofallrodents and Mousetrap...

Loki
It matters not, they will understand

Spidey
What about you, Harley?
Meet us on our floor in 5 minutes?

Harley
Peter.

Spidey
Yep?

Harley
What floor are you on right now?

Spidey
Our floor
Why?

Harley
Where abouts on our floor are you?