Ask Mal and Evie

Who's the better cook?

Well, it'd be E if you count the excellent takeout that she orders.

I did that one time, M! One time!

Yeah, what she did was that she ordered takeout, asked me over, and then put it on her own paper plates, acting like she cooked it herself.

And I would've gotten away with it, too, if you wouldn't have taken it upon yourself to throw your paper plate in the garbage.

That's where I found the boxes for the takeout.

But Mal can't cook either, though.

That's true, but don't try to evade the situation. You undoubtedly are the worst cook I know. You could burn water without trying.

Says the girl who once burnt down the entire kitchen.

That's different, E.

How so?

Because... Because I've made this question about you, not me, so let's stay on you and your cooking inability.

Oh, goodness... This could take all day...