Ask Mal and Evie

Who throws the best parties?

Mal is wild with her parties. Back on the Isle, she was absolutely insane. People were flying off of chandeliers and whole houses were wrecked.

Oh, yeah, that was awesome. I definitely threw a better party. And still could if I wait for Ben to go on one of those kingly business trips.

I said your parties are wild, not that they're the best. I throw good parties, too.

Evie, a wild party is literally a synonym for a good party.

That's not necessarily true. My parties are very safe when I throw them, and full of good and honest fun.

Yeah, E, I think people are more interested in swinging from chandeliers than very stiffly and calmly ball-dancing with a chaperone breathing down their necks.

That's not fair, M. I can't help that! I was required to throw something like that while we were at Auradon Prep!

That's why you go and organize a party at an abandoned warehouse instead of getting the stupid school's permission to throw a school party. But ultimately, people want wild parties.

Auradon Kids don't.

Yeah, but that's because they're boring stiffs that don't know how to have fun. 

Or because they're normal?

If that's normal, then I'd take off-the-wall any day!

Thank you to @iluvrainclouds for the ask!