Ask Mal and Evie

Any weird sleeping habits?

Mal snores, and she talks in her sleep.

But you snore, too. Just much quieter.

Do I really?

Yeah. And don't even get me started on the morning breath. I don't know if that classifies as a sleeping habit, but---

It doesn't, I can assure you, and there's no need to talk about it.

But it's horrid! Like Evie could wake the dead and then kill them all over again with that stuff. Sometimes, if she wakes me up in the mornings and we're both barely conscious, she'll be leaning over my bed, and that crap'll start flowing, and I'm immediately awake.

It's not that bad.

No, no, it's horrible. She could wake me up from five feet away! And it's even worse when you're having a sleepover and you turn over to that! Whoo! That's bad!

Okay, I think we've talked enough about sleeping habits, M.