Ask Mal and Evie

When they break up with someone, who ruins the car?

Well, E's the only one that's ever really broken up with anybody, but she's definitely not the kind to go ruin their car....

Mal would be the one to ruin somebody's car probably, because she can be vindictive like that. Like when you do her wrong, she's a revenge-getter. She'd totally egg their car and key it. But only if the person broke up with her and did her wrong. 

You're not incorrect, but I don't appreciate you telling people that I'm shady.

Oh, but you're my shady little best friend!

That's reassuring...

Thank you to @iluvrainclouds for the ask!