Ask Mal and Evie

What would you do if the other was kidnapped?

I would ruthlessly hunt down the kidnapper and I would snatch Evie from his or her grasp and I would then brutally kill---

M.

Torture the---

M.

Ugh... Turn him or her in to the police. 

Good.

And then I'd sneak in and torture and kill him or her.

Mal!

Can't help it, E. It's just the way I'd have to handle it.

Okay, so if Mal got kidnapped, I'd search for her constantly until I found her, and then I'd call the authorities.

Not nearly as interesting as my way, but we'll roll with it.

Some of us do care about the law, you know.

Okay, well, I'll just kill my kidnapper, too. But wait a minute, what about you and killing Ben if he hurts me?

You see, if the kidnapper didn't just snag you but also hurt you, I would kill them, too.

Alright, then, Miss Care About the Law. You really live up to your name.

Thank you to @217RxS-Thundergirl for the ask!