Ask Mal and Evie

What if someone embarrassed the other in front of the kingdom?

Oh, I'd just throttle them.

Mal! You can't do that!

What would you do, then, E?

Well, let's just say that someone would very soon be publicly humiliated in front of the whole kingdom in a greater measure than they humiliated you.

Wow, you definitely topped me. That's like... the best revenge I've ever heard.

Thank you, but you know I'd do anything to protect you.

Aww... My bestie's taking care of me.

You know it.

Thank you to @217RxS-Thundergirl for the ask!