Ask Mal and Evie

Have you ever gotten into a fight?

I'm going to assume that we're talking about a fist fight here, so in that case, yes, I have.

And in that case, no, I haven't.

I tell you, E, there's nothing like the thrill of a fight. In fact, one time, I was in a fistfight with CJ Hook and a few of Uma's girl goons that she had back on the Isle, and boy, was that exhilarating. That had to have been one of the highlights of my life.

Yeah, well, it was all fun and games until that girl pulled out the brass knuckles on you and I had to clean you up afterward.

That was a bit of a bloody mess, wasn't it?

If you're looking at the amount that was on both of the rags that it took just to get the blood off of you, then a bloody mess is a very accurate description. In fact, it's a little bit of an understatement.

It wasn't just my blood, though. When I managed to snatch the brass knuckles from her when I finally pinned her to the ground, I whooped all of them like the babies they were. 

Are you sure you're not like Scrappy Doo?

WHAT THE---

Thank you to @iluvrainclouds for the ask!