Ask Mal and Evie

Who is usually the flirt?

Evie.

I'm not that big of a flirt. My flirt days are over since I turned good.

How do you explain how you were looking at Harry at my engagement party? 

W-what? You were not even close to me when that happened!

So you admit that you looked?

No! I admit that you're stalking me!

E, stalking is part of the definition of being a best friend. Read the best friend vows.

We have vows?

Yeah, where have you been all this time?

I don't know, but I obviously need to read the contract...

It's not a contract, dodo. They're vows! Those are unbreakable, unlike contracts.

Then why do people get divorces?

Because that's married people. These are best friend vows, and we're stuck together for life.

Yeah, you're right.

So did you look at him?

Kinda.

That's what I thought.

Thank you to @iluvrainclouds for the ask!