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Josh: Kevin if you play the piano you'll get 100 million dollars but-
Ree Kid: (plays piano)
Josh: KEVIN NOOO!

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Mully: (plays guitar) I love you bitch (plays guitar) I ain't never gonna stop loving you, bitch. (Plays guitar)
Josh & Narrator: Oh my God.

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Ree Kid: What the hell are you doing?
Mully: I am doing my eyebrows.
Ree Kid: That's a big ass mirror.
Mully: I have big ass eyebrows.

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Narrator: You know what, I love myself. Even though I look like a burnt chicken nugget I still love myself.

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Narrator: Hey how ya -
Ree Kid: (growls)
Narrator: (screams) GET YOUR FUCKING DOG BITCH!
Josh: It don't bite.
Narrator: YES IT DO!

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Ree Kid: It is Wednesday my dudes AAAARGGHHHHH!

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Narrator: YOU READY TO FUCKING DIE?!
Ree kid: No, yo I'm a bad bitch you can't kill me.

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Josh: I want to see my little boy.
Mully: Here he comes.
Josh: I want to see my little boy.

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Ree Kid: I'm in my moms car brmm brmm.
Mully: Get out my car.
Ree Kid: ow :(

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Josh: Arthur get out of the tank.
Ree Kid: You're not my dad.
Josh: Get out of the fucking tank I am your dad.
Ree Kid: You're not my dad.
Josh: I am your dad get out of the tank.
Ree Kid: I am in a tank and you're not
Josh: I hope they'll get you out of the fucking tank.
Ree Kid: I am literally in a tank you're not.
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