2# The Boyz as vine

2.5K 69 55
                                    

So it won't be just vines it'll be memes, funny videos and all that shit. I hope you enjoy it. And wow 5,5K+ reads 😱. Thank you sooo muuch! 🖤

-  -  -

Juicy: I will tell you a good idea. You should get a fish. A very big fish. Like this. (Makes a funny face )

-  -  -

Eddie: Stop saying I'm cute! I'm not fucking cute! (Leaves) (comes back sliding) I'm gorgeous. Get that shit right.

-  -  -

Ree Kid: I'll speak French beetwen your legs.
Y/N: The hottest thing I've ever been told.
Juicy: I'm just picturing someone screeming bonjuor at a penis.
Mully: Sacre bleu mademoiselle vagina hon hon hon titty croissants
Narrator: Titty croissant ? (Says lossing his mind)
Josh: None of you should ever be having sex.

-  -  -

Eddie: Put that candy down I'm not buying you all that mess.
(Ree Kid throwes a box of candy at him)
Eddie: Try me bitch.

-  -  -

(Josh scares Ree Kid)
Ree Kid: Stahpp I could have dropped my croissant.

-  -  -

Mully: Give me your fucking money! (Throws doll against a wall)

-  -  -

Mully: (sitting peacefully eating some shit)
Josh: (bust through a door) Sir what year is it?
Mully: 2020.
Josh: That can't be right. Is this the year of the corona virus or the zombies?
Mully: Zombies? What do you mean zombies dude come on. (takes of glasses)

-  -  -

Eddie: I wanna be a cowboy baby (Juicy and Eddie spinning around) I wanna be a cowboy babyy.

-  -  -

Mully: Son. Yo son what's up?
(No answer)
Mully: What?
Ree Kid: You're not my dad! You lost yo hearing or something ugly ass fucking noodle head.

TO BE CONTINUED?

The boyz One ShotsWhere stories live. Discover now