What would happen if instead of being raised by the crystal gems, Steven was instead raised by the Diamonds? The Diamonds are near powerless, a fraction of their size, and have no way home. How will Steven handle learning the truth of who the Diamon...
"NOOOOOOO!!" Steven screamed as he looked into the freezer. "This can't be happening! This has to be a dream! Lars! Lars!" He ran over to Lars, grabbing his waist. "Please tell me I'm dreaming!"
"Get off me, man!" Lars screamed as he shook Steven off. "I'm stocking here!"
"I'm sorry, Steven. I guess they stopped making them." Sadie shrugged.
"Stopped making them?! Why in the world would they stop making Cookie Cats?! They're only the most scrumptious and delicious ice-cream sandwich ever made! Don't they have laws for this?!" Steven whined.
Lars shrugged. "Tough bits, man. Nobody buys them anymore." He went to stock the shelves. "I guess they couldn't compete with lion lickers."
Steven groaned. "Not lion lickers! Nobody likes them! They don't even look like lions! Kids these days— I'll tell you what!"
"Well, if you miss your wimpy ice cream so much, why don't you make some with your 'magic belly button'?" Lars mocked as he walked away.
"That's not how it works, Lars! ...Right?" Steven lifted his shirt to reveal an upside down diamond on his navel.
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(Lmao really shit photoshop)
He then walked over to the fridge. "Oh, sweet Cookie Cats, with your crunchy cookie outside and your icy creamy insides... You were too good for this world." He kissed the empty freezer.
"Ugh...Steven?" Sadie cringed. "You want to take the freezer with you?"
Steven nodded frantically, and left with the freezer, wearing it like a backpack. Humming the cookie cat theme, he headed back to the temple. He opened the door yelling, "Hey, guys! You won't believe this!" Suddenly, a centipeedle tried to attack him before being poofed by Yellow's sword.
"Hello, Steven." Yellow greeted.
Steven saw the diamonds fighting a bunch of centipeedles. His eyes filled with wonder. "Awesome!! What are these things?"
Blue picked up one of the centipeedles. "Ugh! Sorry, Steven. We'll get these Centipeetles out of your room. We think they were trying to get into the temple."
"Aw. You don't have to get rid of them. They're really cool." Steven looked at them. Just as he said that, one of them sprayed acid into the floor, melting it.
"Um, you guys? These things don't have gems." Yellow announced.
"That means there must be a mother somewhere nearby." White said, stomping on one of them with her fabulous heels. How does she walk in those things?
