im saved, finally [an "adopted by" phan ff]

prologue/ chapter 1...kinda

*teaser

"Hey Ugly!" I heard Piper yell to me

"Still daydreaming about those Dan and Phil dorks ever adopting you. Let's face it, if no regular person likes nor will adopt you, why will those dweebs ever will"

I flashed out of my daydream from the sound of other teens laughing at what seemed to be me.

I ran upstairs to get my blade

"She right...no one's ever gonna adopt me.

Definitely not Dan and Phil.

No one even likes me

No one even cares about me

No one"

I think to myself just before I hit a vein.

*prologue

*Dan's pov

Phil and I were just being lazy bastards and laying on the couch.

"Hey...Phil"

"Yes Dan?" he replied in a concerned tone

"Wouldn't it be fun to have another member in the house?"

"What do you mean?" he asks while getting up to go to the fridge and more alert

"Like...y'know, adopting someone"

"ARE YOU CRAZY DAN?!?" He yells

"I guess I am cause I really want I new member in the house...really badly"

"What's wrong with meeee" he pouts which makes me laugh a little

"Nothing...it's just that...oh never mind"

Phil turns to me with a look saying "oh-what-do-you-freaking-mean-"never mind which makes me laugh again

"We can barley take care of ourselves" Phil says while coming back to the lounge with a bag of chips (I'm sorry, I know that's not what they're called in the UK but I live in the USA, I think they're called krisps or something like that).

"I know..."

"Well...I would be fun to have another member in our flat..." he says

"THAT'S THE SPIRIT" i yell

"Shut the hell up Dan! We don't want the neighbors to be complaining again about our noise level"

I laughs

"Well...if we were to get a "member", what are we "looking for" in this he or she"

"It's definitely gonna be a she" I replies

"We should get one that's like us, lazy, anti social, and loves social media"

We both laugh

"Well....What are we waiting for, let's go to the adoption center!" I yell

"Can we go to one in America, we haven't been there in awhile and I don't really want a British daughter, not to be offensive" I say

"Sure" he says in a perky voice

"Let's start packing!"

~

Phil and I got off the plane that landed in California. I wouldn't be surprised if we ran in some fans or a YouTube friend or two. We traded our pounds (I think that's what they call UK money, Right? xD) for American money, dollars. We left the airport and we called an taxi. There were plenty of taxi advertisements. A taxi got us about 5 minutes later.

"Can you take us to the nearest adoption center?" I ask the taxi driver

"Sure" he says in a perky/happy voice which made me and Phil jump cause judging from his appearance, it would look like he would have a grouchy voice or something like that.

"You're gonna adopt a child?" he asked us

"Yeah" Phil and I say

"Good for you"

"Thanks"

~

"We're here"

"Thanks"

"No problem"

I give the driver 20 dollars

I wave as he drives off.

"Let's do this" I say as I look towards Phil

We both nod