im saved, finally [an "adopted by" phan ff]

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*Riley's pov

Maybe it wasn't a joke
After all...

I squeezed them so hard

"Riley, you're squeezing the shit out of us" Dan joked

I laughed and let go

"Okay Riley, you're ready to go since they already did the paperwork and all that. Is there one final request you want?" Ms. Oab asks

I smile a mischievous grin

"Can you please bring down from upstairs, Piper, Mabel, and Catherine, "the crew"?" I ask

"Sure thing"

She walks up the stairs and 2 minutes later, they were all down here

I went over to Dan and Phil who were standing by the doorway.

"Be prepared to hear some profanity" I tell them

They give me a confused look

I walked to Piper and her "crew"

"Guess what Mother Fuckers, I'm leaving you. Thanks bitches for making me have depression. Special thanks to Piper for making me feel like shit all the fucking time. Come follow me"

I walked out the door with Dan and Phil with Piper, Mabel, and Catherine following behind. Phil and Dan got in

"Bye bitches!"  I yelled as I left the adoption center with my middle finger through the car window

Phil was driving and Dan decided to sit in the back seat with me.

"What was that all about?" Phil asked

"I'll explain later"

There was a dead and at the same time, awkward silence. I was still nervous af. Just the fact that you're gonna live with complete strangers is nerve racking. Yeah... I know who they are but I don't know them personally. Do you understand what I mean...I don't wanna sound like the lunatic I am.

"Do you ship phan?" Dan asks

I smirk

"I guess that's a yes" he says with a laugh

I then catch him wink to Phil
What have I gotten myself into

im honestly sorry that i haven't been making chapters that daily
ive been really busy with school and sports
also, if u didn't know, i make chapters when im in a car or a moving vehicle, i haven't really been writing nor in a moving vehicle for a long enough period of time to make a full chapter
that's my excuse and im sorry :(
bye beautifuls